2015 Predictions/Season Preview Post...

[nick]

I'm typing up a preview here for 2015 out of pure boredom and will post it when I'm done, but feel free to post your predictions and shit in the meantime.

[Kingdom]

Destin Hood hits 78 homeruns in AAA

[Porter]

Seattle will suck. End of story.

[bjd2933]

This sums up my team:

We are the old,
we have arthritis,
our gums are weak,
from gingivitis

[OrioleMagic]

I am now officially regreting trading Rich Harden to Atlanta.

[nick]

Still typing my predictions... boredom turned into a dumb write-up, and now I want to finish this.

[realmofotalk]

Hey nick, convert my 31-year old minor league pitcher Brian Bogusevic to a leftfielder for me, yeah?

[nick]

No problemo. He's a LFer again in real life I think anyway after his arm turned to turds.

[perforatededge54]

It's an odd numbered year so I'll probably win the WS this year.

Nick, we're all eagerly anticipating your write up.

[browntown653]

I think I might crack .500 this year, who knows.

[Hammer]

This sums up my team:

We are the old,
we have arthritis,
our gums are weak,
from gingivitis

married with children reference points to you good sir

[Foster]

I have the over/under for the number of times Zito asks me for Engel Beltre @ 10.

I take the over.

[cjkalt]

And nick's predictions are still MIA lol

[Kingdom]

I have the over/under for the number of times Zito asks me for Engel Beltre @ 10.

I take the over.

Under
I wouldn't want you to have to actually do something with your team or answer a pm. God forbid.

[Porter]

Since Nick's predictions are AWOL.


AL East
1. New York- Payroll: $179,981,428 (1st), George lives on thru Perf.
2. Balitmore- This time Theo gets his playoff apperance.
3. Toronto- They are the Arizona Cardinals of TPSL, The could win 90 or 60.
4. Boston- Engel Beltre should be on the Padres or Mariners.
5. Tampa Bay- General will now go into rebuild mode.

AL Central
1. Detroit- Would you have it any other way?
2. Cleveland- To think this team finished 2nd with 80 wins.
3. Kansas City- Maybe this is the year they prove me wrong.
4. Chicago (A)- Rebuilding away, but isn't the whole division not named DET, or KC (every other season).
5. Minnesota- Well it can only go up from here. Best can be described in song as "I'm a Mess" by Anthony Hamilton.

AL West
1. LA Angels- I think it goes down to the wire and Mr. Darvish comes through down the stretch.
2. Oakland- Baltimore or Oakland will win the WC. But I think this time BAL will break through at OAK's expense
3. Texas- Could very well finish last. If....
4. Seattle- ...The medicore M's show up

NL East
1. NY Mets- They retake their place in the division.
2. Atlanta- Will be in a dogfight with Florida for 2nd.
3. Florida- How did we let Wilmer Flores drop to mission?
4. Philly- Next CJ Firesale Blowup: June 1st.
5. Washington- They could very well finish 4th. Interchangable

NL Central
1. Chicago (N)- Young team finally breaks out and gets to NLCS.
2. Houston- This team beat a 103 team in the DS, a 95 win team in the LCS and 86 win team in the WS that beat OAK and LAA? Makes sense? Not really. But alas, they will be a contender this season too.
3. Cincinnati- Will they generate enough offense?
4. St Louis- How long before Crazy deals him.
5. Pittsburgh- Meh. Maybe 4th is possible, they are as bland as a Cameron Diaz chick flick.
6. Milwaukee- 1st overall pick repeat?

NL West
1. LA Dodgers- Could be the class of the NL again or could have a slight drop off to maybe 95 wins.
2. Arizona- Colorado's magical run will not repeat this season.
3. Colorado- Even with GF's firesale, they won't be worse than SF or SD
4. San Fran- They have an elite rotation, and used parts everywhere else.
5. San Diego- Will challenge Milwaukee/Seattle/Minnesota for 1st overall