Cubs/Al Borland Block

[DMBZeppelin]

I'm looking to trade this guy:

Al "Gigolo" Borland, Rightfield

I need bullpen help, or a nice power infield bat. I'm never against getting more starting pitching.

I've been discussing a deal with two different teams. They know who they are. I'm not sold on either deal, but if I get desperate I might do them. But rather then choosing I'd rather someone just give me a better offer as Borland is a pretty valueable trading chip. I owe it to my team to get the best deal possible.

I only mention the above, because I only want serious offers. I kind of laid out above what I'd like. I'm hoping to get something done with either the two teams I mentioned above, or someone else by tonight. I'd rather not drag this into Thursday.


Also available:

Carlos Beltran, Centerfield
Tyler Colvin, Centerfield
Jaff Decker, Leftfield

[Kingdom]

I know who they are.

Big Bird
and
Elmo