2014 St. Louis Cardinals

[CrazyEights]

What kind of ransom are Pujols, Rasmus, and Santana going to hold me for hostage this time?

[nick]

Santana: Probably I'll test the market, but let me hear an offer
Pujols: 24.000 per for 4 years
Rasmus: I will test the market next year, I need a winning team!

[CrazyEights]

Pujols....where is the loyalty? What the heck...give the man what he wants. I can't really argue with him.

Santana... $10Mil per for 3 years (crosses fingers)

[nick]

Pujols signed
Santana - I want more money! Slowly, I am getting impatient.

[CrazyEights]

Santana 2 years at 15Mil per year

[nick]

I want more money! I am pretty close to breaking off negotiations.

[CrazyEights]

Are we winning enough now for you Colby?

Date: Monday, 6/12/2014
Subject: Extension?
Hello Sir,
Are you interested in negotiating a contract extension?
You know, I'm in my final year. I'd like to stay here!

Sincerely,
Colby Rasmus

[CrazyEights]

is Colby talking now?
Santana - 17Mil per year for 3 years

[nick]

Yessir,

Colby - 5.920 per for 4
Santana - I want more money! The ice is getting even thinner, my friend!

[CrazyEights]

Johan... I don't have the money to pay you what you want. Lets try 17Mil per for 2 years.

[nick]

"This isn't going anywhere. I will test the FA market."

[CrazyEights]

gahhhhhh...

ok, sign Colby

[CrazyEights]

What do outfielders Nick Swisher and Ryan Ludwick want?

[nick]

Swisher - I will test the market next year because I am unhappy with my playing time.
Ludwick - 4.560 per for 3

[CrazyEights]

sign Ludwick

oh go cry somewhere else swish