2012 Random Rumblings that feature a lot of Grumblings

[bjd2933]

Yay... signed Jose Guillen...

[Porter]

Player       	#	Role	Birthday	Bats	Throws	ERA	W	L	S	WHIP	 
Gil Meche	55	SP	9/8/1978	Right	Right	2.51	5	2	0	1.24	 
Jered Weaver	36	SP	10/4/1982	Right	Right	3.71	5	2	0	1.39	 
Rich Hill	5	SP	3/11/1980	Left	Left	3.66	5	5	0	1.19	 
Jeff Francis	37	SP	1/8/1981	Left	Left	3.16	4	4	0	1.14

Its not their fault they are only one game over .500 at all. They finally are pitching to what they are capable of.

Batting AVG: .274 (14th)
Homeruns: 53 (12th)
Walks: 137 (14th)
Stolen Bases: 35 (16th)
Runs Scored: 245 (11th)

The offense is doing okay. Could be better but its pretty damn funny that we are at a 0 for run difference.

Pokey Reese has lost some momentum, his stealing ability drops to 6 ...

When did we get Pokey Reese?

[Porter]

Also. KoZ did the Padres really have to rough me up pitching in his opening start?

[Halladay_is_God]

woooo we suck

[Kingdom]

loooooooooool! Porter gave up a homerun to SLAMMIN SAMMY! HALL OF ****ING FAME HERE YOU COME, SOSA. Wow, he's going to die, but what an amazing May for a 43 year old... playing 2B(still no errors!)

[Kingdom]

Petition for Giantsfan to stop abusing Marmol.

[Porter]

loooooooooool! Porter gave up a homerun to SLAMMIN SAMMY! HALL OF ****ING FAME HERE YOU COME, SOSA. Wow, he's going to die, but what an amazing May for a 43 year old... playing 2B(still no errors!)

They won the other 2 games despite:

Leaving 21 runners on base in a 4-3 win in the 1st game
and 34 runners on base in a 4-0 win in the rubber match.

[Kingdom]

You still got pounded by Slammin' Sammy, MUWHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Porter]

You still got pounded by Slammin' Sammy, MUWHAHAHAHAHAHA

My stuff wasn't there today. I threw a hanger and he hit it over 400 feet.

[Kingdom]

at least you're consistent.. in allowing more runs the following start
5, 6, 8

[nick]

[code]
Pokey Reese has lost some momentum, his stealing ability drops to 6 ...

When did we get Pokey Reese?

lmao... it's the ghost of pokey reese.


Nah, seriously, it's a ghost player in the file... he's retired or retired on your team, but he has no factor amongst anything whatsoever because he's not actually on any visible roster.

[DiamondDave]

Detroit underachieving

that is all

[Porter]

If only my team had a 5th starter and a bullpen....

[Providence A's]

another excellent sim for the A's.

Batting AVG: .301 (1st)
Homeruns: 75 (12th)
Walks: 206 (T-11th)
Stolen Bases: 142 (1st)
Runs Scored: 405 (1st)

Pitching ERA: 3.98 (6th)
Opponents AVG: .262 (12th)
HRs Allowed: 52 (T-4th)
Walks Allowed: 198 (15th)
Runs Allowed: 292 (5th)

increased our lead to 12.5 games, which is the biggest division lead. Seattle proving to be a pretender again. 18 - 7 in our division (5 - 1 vs. LAA, 6 - 3 vs. SEA, and 7 - 3 vs. TEX). 20 games over .500 already.

[HollywoodLeo]

Chicago's slowly climbing out of the hole

I may continue with my fire sale anyways.