Vernon Wells - I want answers

[Halladay_is_God]

Who took the real Vernon Wells and replaced him with this one?

.600 avg, 4 HR, 7 RBI and only 1 strikeout

someone better talk

[Foster]

I am saying some sort of cyborg replaced him after his wife shoot him dead, than realized that she needed him to keep playing in order to earn that big fat paycheque that he brings home to feed her, dress her, and make sure she has a nice car to drive.

[DirtyKash]

Can you believe that he's actually making $21 million this season? That's crazy. At least he's playing like he's worth it.

[Impossibles]

Well its not like his contract is keeping the Jays from doing anything, its a rebuild year with or without VW.

[DirtyKash]

Give the man a raise. He deserves it.

[Kingdom]

Contract year? HGH? Fluke year time?

[missionhockey21]

Alright, who kidnapped Vernon Wells and replaced him with a baseball player? Or maybe it was the much fabled curse of Alex Rios.

[redsrbetter]

Does anyone expect this to keep up? Pleasant surprise ay?

[missionhockey21]

AKA redsr needs to know how soon he needs to find a sucker in a fantasy league who hasn't gotten the memo that Wells might be... umm, productive.

[Kingdom]

He's pulling a Chris Shelton, sell now.

[DirtyKash]

Vernon failed to do anything today. What an overpaid bum.

[Halladay_is_God]

who needs Wells when you got Snider

[Foster]

who needs Wells when you got Snider

HAHAHA, did you see the high 5 he gave Cito?
It was basically a giant "FU" for me placement in the lineup. Cito still doesn't have feeling in that hand.

[Halladay_is_God]

yes and i was laughing my ass off at Cito's reaction

[SLAM]

Wells 0-2 with a walk. He's baacccck!