2024 San Diego Padres

[HollywoodLeo]

I see no need to build on this team any more so I think I'm set for the season. Feel free to mock my team or ignore this thread entirely.

Lineup vs RHP
1. CF - Cosme Jimenez - 7-10-4-6-5 (10-10-10 base running)
2. LF - Dr. Bruce Kaplan - 10-7-7-8-7
3. 3B - Eduardo "The Poet" Tijerina - 9-9-10-10-9
4. SS - Marquis Lecroy - 9-6-9-8-5
5. RF - Mark "The Undertaker" Callaway - 8-10-6-6-6
6. 1B - Mike "Thumper" Gomez - 8-6-9-8-8
7. C - Steven "Cole Slaw" Krouse - 8-10-7-8-8
8. 2B Kenneth "No Name" Bixby - 7-3-8-9-8
9. Pitcher

Lineup vs LHP
1. 2B Kenneth "No Name" Bixby - 9-4-8-10-9
2. C Steven "Cole Slaw" Krouse - 7-9-7-8-8
3. 3B - Eduardo "The Poet" Tijerina - 9-9-10-10-9
4. 1B - Mike "Thumper" Gomez - 10-6-9-8-9
5. RF - Mark "The Undertaker" Callaway - 7-10-6-6-6
6. SS - Marquis Lecroy - 9-6-9-8-5
7. LF - Dr. Bruce Kaplan - 7-6-7-7-6
8. CF - Philip "Chuckles" Provost - 8-9-5-5-8 (Might start Elroy Cavin here, or perhaps Cosme and his 5 contact but stellar D)
9. pitcher


Rotation
1. Alfred Tardy - 10-8-10 (10-10-10 talent)
2. Cooper "Low-Light" MacBride - 8-10-8
3. Raymond Pfarr - 8-10-9
4. Chauncey Leister - 10-5-10
5. David "Gookie" Wilk - 10-4-10

Middle Relief
1. Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat - 9-8-10
2. William Nicastro - 8-10-8
3. Orestes Ruvalcaba - 10-8-6
4. Joshua Kawakami - 8-5-10

Setup
1. Carl "Red Neck" Edwards - 8-9-9
2. Luther Kawakami - 10-6-10

Closer
1. Kyle Best - 9-8-8

[Kingdom]

Chuckles, No Name, and Cole Slaw walk into a bar..