2010 Boston Pedroia's

[Kingdom]

Breaking new ground at catcher. We can build on this. WE CAN BUILD ON THIS! Also, my 1-4 probably tried out for the Village People.

Starters:
1. CF Jacoby Ellsbury, 8-9-4-5-8
2. SS Jed Lowrie, 8-10-6-7-7
3. 2B Dustin Pedroia, 10-10-5-7-10
4. 3B Kevin Youkilis, 8-10-8-10-7
5. C David Ortiz, 7-9-9-9-5
6. DH Jason Bay, 8-9-9-6-8
7. 1B Lars And the Real Girl Anderson, 8-7-8-8-5
8. LF Justin Maxwell, 6-8-9-8-3
9. RF Brandon Moss, 7-10-7-7-4

Backup:
C Bengie Molina, 6-6-6-3-9
SS Julio Lugo, 6-8-4-6-8
3B Mike Lowell, 7-9-6-6-9
OF JD Drew, 7-9-6-9-6

Rotation:
1. Josh Beckett, 9-7-8
2. Jon Lester, 7-8-10
3. Clay Buchholz, 9-7-10
4. Justin Masterson, 6-8-10
5. Daisuke Matsuzaka, 8-7-9

Pen:
MU Carl Glass-Jaw Pavano, 7-9-7
MR David Aardsma, 7-6-9
MR Manny Delcarmen, 8-6-9
MR Hideki Marathon Man Okajima, 8-7-7
SU Carlos Deherrera, 10-5-8
CL Jonathan Papelbon, 10-7-9

Like Theo, we'll rest on what we have and just bring in a random injury prone pitcher (Carl Pavano in this case, yeah!).

[Foster]

Can Ortiz even make it down on his heels?
And is anyone ever, EVER, gonna be able to bowl him over?

[Kingdom]

I think a bucket of KFC knocks him over.

[cjkalt]

At least I love your team name!