..the Covenant won last season, therefore, I defeated the human race? Oh crap. Nah j.k., we love humans now. Oh, and my Upton is better than your Upton, Shadow29.


Scorsese on Coke:
C: Miguel Montero, 9-8-7-6-7
1B: Jim Bruntlett, 8-8-9-7-7
2B: Rickie "Richie" Weeks, 8-9-9-9-7
SS: BJ Upton, 10-8-10-10-8
3B: Jack "Worst Prize Ever" Daniels, 9-9-10-9-9
LF: Ryan Braun, 9-7-10-8-9
CF: Rocco's Modern Life, 8-9-10-7-7
RF: Chris Young, 9-7-9-7-8
DH: Nick Green 9-6-8-9-6/Harry Law 9-9-5-8-9

Kite Eating Tree:
C Bradley Davis, 7-9-3-5-6
1B Ryan Howard, 8-7-10-5-6
LF Freddy Guzman, 8-7-4-8-6


Why So Serious?
1. Matt Cain, 10-9-9
2. Ian Kennedy, 10-9-9
3. David Ryan Jr., 9-9-9
4. David "Next" Price, 9-9-10
5. Rey Buskey, 10-8-9

Crazy chick in a pink dress snatching up babies:
MOP Chad Billingsley, 9-7-7
MR Bill Bray, 10-5-8
MR Jamie Vermilyea, 9-9-7
MR Bob May, 10-10-5
MR Erwin Boley, 8-6-9
SU Adam Wood, 9-10-6
CL Michael "Thor" McGuinn, 10-10-10



I don't know.