Trade: Kansas City-Oakland

[Kingdom]

kc trades briandawkins' sisters and:
scott elarton, sp (3 stars, 4.5 mil)
chris mcconnell, ss (4 pros stars, mlc)
total: 4.5 mil

oak trades:
moises alou, lf (1 star, 6 mil)
adam loewen, sp (4.5 pros stars, mlc)
total: 6 mil

[Hammer]

thumbs up to getting another arm. it was tough to part with my pot in the mujica trade, but mujica can come up and play for me right now anyway. now just get me my OLIVES from pittsburgh, and ill be set.

[bjd2933]

loewen has dropped a bit since I acquired him, so I wish you luck with him. I have better arms in my system.

I think Elarton helps me now

[realmofotalk]

This deal should be voided since it twice violated Man Law No. 5.

5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her.

[BrianDawkins]

ive known both of them for about 6 years too, so thats real ****ed up

**** you both, man law breakers

[Kingdom]

Who says either are men?

[Providence A's]

hermaphrodites?

[bjd2933]

I wouldn't have made the Elarton deal, but I needed another boost to my rotation now, and he is signed for next year too... where ideally he will be a 4-5.