Around the Horn (9/05)

[General]

Welcome back to the show that scores the argument. I have the night off tonight...Kellerman is filling in for me. I'll join the panel as a contestant.

[Porter]

Welcome to the Jungle, otherwise known at Around the Horn. I'm Max Kellerman and here is todays starting lineups.

Leading off, The Russian Mob Leader, General..

[General]

I have one question..


ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?

[Porter]

Batting 2nd, Starting Tailback for the U of Nebraska....HuskerFan!!!

[HuskerFan2002]

If Nebraska had lossed to Division 1-AA Maine team on Saturday, Nebraska would've been the laughing stock of the entire country. Wait a minute...OKLAHOMA LOSSED TO TCU! AHAHAHA!

[Porter]

Batting 3rd, The 3rd Baseman for the Reds, Slyder!!!

[Slyder]

Hello, Im back Slyder= Ratings

[Porter]

Batting Cleanup, or in the A's case today being slapped up by King Felix....Prov.

[Providence A's]

It doesn't take much to shutout the A's as they lead the league in getting shutout...also in throwing them

[Slyder]

wish we (cincy) had that kind of pitching, wed be unstoppable.

[Porter]

Now on to the scoring i will give 3 points for a good answer, 4 points for a great answer and bonus points will be given out

I will direct traffic with the {mute} button. which will lose a point on to the 1st topic...

[Porter]

Jerry Rice has decided after 20 years to hang up the cleats. The 42 yr old wide receiver was expected to retire when he was demote to the #4 WR for the Broncos. Panelists, Is Jerry Rice's stats just as mind boggling as Gretzky's stats to relative amazement...Around the Horn to Husker..

[HuskerFan2002]

Not one bit. Jerry Rice had a prolific career, but I believe he should've retired with the Seahawks last year. He knew he had no shot of being a #1 or #2 WR for the Broncos. He wanted to play and I have no problem with that.

[Porter]

+++, although he didnt come in to be a #1 or 2 he wanted to be a #3 for the Broncos.

To turn the double play, what do you say Slyder?

[Porter]

*crickets*