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    Porter's Bottom 10: Brought to you by Blue Ribbon Beer.

    Because it sucks like these 10 teams.

    1. Washington (0-11): Next Question.
    2. Southern Methodist (1-10): Lone win was over Texas State. No truth to the rumor that Sinbad leads TSU's defense still.
    3. Western Kentucky (2-9): They lost to North Texas. Thats pathetic.
    4. North Texas (1-10): Could potentially be worse than Washington but its even money.
    5. Tulane (2-9): Maybe they are still recovering from Post-Katrina. This team was decent in the past
    6. Washington State (2-10): I'm so tempted to put them #1 out of spite. Even with the 3 point win, they have been outscored 546 to 155
    7. Idaho (2-9): They also have a bad defense than stop anything. But they at least consistently give up 40 points in their contests.
    8. Utah State (2-9): They beat Idaho and Hawaii. Is it basketball season yet?
    9. Eastern Michigan (2-9): They actually could compete with Central Washington maybe.
    10. Miami (OH) (2-9): They at least beat a medicore five win Bowling Green team.

    Dishonorable Mention: Michigan, Iowa State, Indiana, Army, UAB, The Rest of the MAC East other than Buffalo, Syrcause, and Notre Dame (for losing to Syrcause, They have only ONE win over a winning team. Navy who is 6-5)
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    Re: Porter's Bottom 10: Brought to you by Blue Ribbon Beer.

    Arkansas should be in this somewhere.
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    Re: Porter's Bottom 10: Brought to you by Blue Ribbon Beer.

    I could put every non bowl team. But Arkansas was an amazing 2-0 vs ranked teams.
    Which is more than what you can say about the other teams mentioned.

    Granted Tulsa and Auburn are average at best. They were ranked at the time of the game.
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    Re: Porter's Bottom 10: Brought to you by Blue Ribbon Beer.

    Arkansas sucks so bad they even fail at getting on this list.
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    Re: Porter's Bottom 10: Brought to you by Blue Ribbon Beer.

    Quote Originally Posted by HollywoodLeo View Post
    Arkansas sucks so bad they even fail at getting on this list.
    They would beat Washington by 40.
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    Re: Porter's Bottom 10: Brought to you by Blue Ribbon Beer.

    Notre Dame gets a dishonorable mention? Come on! They were just recently in cjkalt's top 25! How can this be!!!!!!!!! HATER! HATER! HATER!

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    Re: Porter's Bottom 10: Brought to you by Blue Ribbon Beer.

    Quote Originally Posted by DirtyKash View Post
    Notre Dame gets a dishonorable mention? Come on! They were just recently in cjkalt's top 25! How can this be!!!!!!!!! HATER! HATER! HATER!
    They lost to Syrcause.

    End argument.
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    Re: Porter's Bottom 10: Brought to you by Blue Ribbon Beer.

    End sarcasm.

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    Re: Porter's Bottom 10: Brought to you by Blue Ribbon Beer.

    Quote Originally Posted by DirtyKash View Post
    End sarcasm.
    We all know CJ was a homer anyways.

    But when your best win is Navy......
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    Re: Porter's Bottom 10: Brought to you by Blue Ribbon Beer.

    That was 3 weeks ago, a lot has changed since then, including a big 12 shakeup, big east shakeup, and oregon state still controlling it's own destiny
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    Re: Porter's Bottom 10: Brought to you by Blue Ribbon Beer.

    Controlling it's own destiny to get smashed by Penn State again. Best Rose Bowl ever.
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