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    OJ Mayo Suspended for 180 Days

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    What the hell did OJ Mayo do to **** this up? Rape? Sexual Harrassment?
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    Right after opening the thread, my first guess was DUI, but since it involves a confrontation with some chick, I'll go with sexual assault.

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    His name is OJ, after all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by realmofotalk
    His name is OJ, after all.
    Change my pick to double murder then!

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    who?

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    OJ Mayo= Super prospect in Basketball.
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    OJ Mayo = Not going to college.

    Go to the NBDL after HS. Sign $20 million shoe contract. Get picked #1 in the draft.

    He'll be the only kid in his HS with a Ferrari, I guarantee you.

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    what is NBDL? excuse my not knowing...there are only so many acronyms I can be responsible for knowing

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    It is the NBA's new minor league system (similar to baseballs).

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    really? since when? I did not know that...

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    Since the last Collective Bargaining Agreement. It was put in along with the age limit.

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    If he doesn't go pro, Huggins will REALLY want him now.
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    Sounds to me like he was spraying summadat homemade mayonaisse all up in dat chica's face.

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    What chick would rat OJ Mayo out?

    Must've been one of those prude girls.

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    it was probably one of those girls that went into the garbage can to get the used condom after he left and tried to impregnate herself with the sperm in the condom...when that failed she decided to file charges for rape and/or sexual assault or whatever

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