Yellow shirt guy: Hayhayhay... hay... hic* you.. you have a nice nash, Ass. hic*
Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
Ted: Wait, I can get this. Mothers I'd like to sleep with and never call again.
Barney: Circle gets the square!
The 2074 MSL NL Gold Glove Recipient at Third Base.
*To a girl just off picture* I showed you mine, now show me yours.
*or*
starts dancing and singing drunkedly "Im too sexy".
HollywoodLeo: You and Kingdom always annoy me
"Oh, don't mind me, I'm rebuilding now" then you win at least 80 games
RIP S3SL Minnesota Twins.
RIP HSL Anaheim Angels
Rebuilding the Dodger Blues
Renewed Start back in the land of 10,000 lakes
Is that Steve Nash?
I want all you boys and girl to check out my sexy body. You in the yellow, quit looking at my ass unless you take me now.
2003 Hybrid World Champion (115-47 reg season, 11-4 playoffs)
TBL: Anaheim Angels 2006-present (238-244 regular season, 1 division title)
MSL: St Louis Cardinals 2013-present (2734-2936 regular season, 5 division titles, 2 championships)
TSSL: Seattle Mariners 2006-2029, Pittsburgh Pirates 2030-present (209-277, 5 division titles w/SEA, 1 championship w/SEA)
I'm a sexy beast, baby! YEAH, baby. YEAH!
Wanna mount a Mountie, eh?
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I'm a monkey. Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Pinch my nipples. I like it hard. Pinch them.
Oh Yaaah.
Lean wit it rock wit it
2003 Hybrid World Champion (115-47 reg season, 11-4 playoffs)
TBL: Anaheim Angels 2006-present (238-244 regular season, 1 division title)
MSL: St Louis Cardinals 2013-present (2734-2936 regular season, 5 division titles, 2 championships)
TSSL: Seattle Mariners 2006-2029, Pittsburgh Pirates 2030-present (209-277, 5 division titles w/SEA, 1 championship w/SEA)
HAHAHA
Carson's a better quarterback than me, but I KNOW I can beat him in a drinking contest!Originally Posted by Porter99
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I bet you Leinart has a ton of drunk pictures floating around the internet.
Big Ben: "Here's me chilling with some hunnies after winning a Super Bowl ring while Carson is at home nursing his little knee injury, THAT WE DID TO HIM, HAHA! How great is that?"
Tall dark headed girl on the right: "Ohhhh Ben! Carson just couldn't hang with the Steel City Boys. His body, I mean knee, just wasn't wasnt capable of withstanding that awesome defense. By the way, where is that hunk of a man Kimo Von Oelhoffen?"
Big Ben: " Sleeping with Carson's Mom."
"They asked me if I wanted the ball in Game 6, and I said yes. I'll always say yes. That's what I did with Jack McKeon. I told him, 'Let me see how I feel tomorrow.' I went out, did a long toss, came in and said, 'I'll pitch, I want it, I want to do it.' And it ended up working out." -Josh Beckett