Hot Seat Answers #69 - Buckcheeks

[Buckcheeks]

1. Should they.. lay out a keyboard..alphabetically? They put the numbers in order, so why not just... DO THAT SHIT WITH THE ABC'S, I DON'T GET IT, ****ING TECHNOLOGY. AND WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE KEY ON THE KEYBOARD.

2. I've been told.. that you are a big fan.. of the Houston Rockets. So my question is.. how did you like the Charles Barkley era... that big pool of pudgy pudginess, AND STUFF. What are their chances this year.. time to get out of round 1 yet..?

3. LET'S SUPPOSE FOR ONE SECOND.. THAT I CAME TO YOUR HOUSE... AND SAID.. HEY KID, HERE'S 20 THOUSAND DOLLARS FOR YOU... IF YOU FLY TO ROBERT DOWNEY JR'S HOUSE..RING HIS DOOR BELL..AND WHEN HE ANSWERS.. TELL HIM... I LIKED YOU BETTER WHEN YOU WERE DOING MOVIES STONED. WOULD YOU DO IT..OR DO YOU FEAR THAT HE OPENS THE DOOR..IN HIS IRON SUIT..AND BLOWS OFF YOUR HEAD..AND FLIES TO VEGAS TO PARTY... WHAT ARE THE ODDS?

First off, I answered a question that mentioned this fellow in it earlier. I don't know if putting Al_Pacino in the KoZ favorites list was tongue in cheek or sarcastic or if it really was true, but I hope it's true. This guy cracked me up in three simple questions.

1. I think they should keep it how it is. It's the universal way of doing things and everyone is used to it, so noobs should just learn it this way, rather than EVERYONE learning it all over again.

As to which key is my favorite, I'm kind of partial to the arrow going down, because if I position myself just right when sitting at the computer, it points right to my penis.

2. Obviously I loved the Barkley era. Even though we couldn't win the big games, we were winning loads of games, and although it isn't as good as winning the big ones, it still makes the season fun.

I think our chances of winning it all this year aren't that great. Too many injuries, and we still have Tracy McGrady. When we trade him, we'll get out of the first round.

3. I mean, if he was in his iron suit, he'd probably be stoned, and if I said that to him when he was stoned, he'd just say, "Right on!" and we'd party, for sure. So yes, I would do it.

[HollywoodLeo]

Who's next?

[Buckcheeks]

Who's next?

YouTube - wcw goldberg 2nd theme(with turnertron)

I hated Goldberg.

[HollywoodLeo]

So did I.

[Buckcheeks]

So did I.

He was boring, over-hyped, and generic. Just big.

[HollywoodLeo]

Meanwhile, who's next?

[Buckcheeks]

Meanwhile, who's next?

Lmao.

I thought you were just posting that due to the wrestling question. Oops.


NYgiantsfan5689 is next.

[DirtyKash]

I've known him since we were both about...12. We met doing fantasy basketball(or some other sport..not important.) So that was about 12 years ago or so. Ever since then, we just clicked and he's really been one of my best friends. He's a really good guy, despite his Strike3 persona.

Buckcheeks/Kingdom bromance <3 <3 <3

[HollywoodLeo]

Buckcheeks/Kingdom bromance <3 <3 <3

I figured they would have met at brosearch.com

[NYgiantsfan5689]

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW how cute

[HollywoodLeo]

Lmao.

I thought you were just posting that due to the wrestling question. Oops.


NYgiantsfan5689 is next.

Bonus question

top 10 Third Eye Blind songs

[NYgiantsfan5689]

Lmao.

I thought you were just posting that due to the wrestling question. Oops.


NYgiantsfan5689 is next.

sweetness

[DirtyKash]

NYGF again? Wasn't he just on?

[Buckcheeks]

Bonus question

top 10 Third Eye Blind songs

10. Thanks a Lot
9. Farther
8. Darwin
7. Camouflage
6. I Want You(my first tattoo will be lyrics from this song)
5. Losing a Whole Year
4. Narcolepsy
3. Slow Motion(the version with words)
2. Wounded
1. Motorcycle Drive By

[Buckcheeks]

I figured they would have met at brosearch.com

I wish. I didn't know that site existed. I'm going to it now.