Hot Seat #67 - DiamondDave

[HollywoodLeo]

Rules for the Hot Seat

This is something we are continuing on with. One nice aspect of being a smaller forum is building a solid community and getting to know many of the forum posters and here is your chance to get know one another even better!

In The Strike3Forums Hot Seat threads, you may ask the one in the Hot Seat (in this case, DiamondDave up to 3 questions. The questions can be about baseball, movies, relationships, whatever.

Please keep the questions appropriate and know that the person in the Hot Seat can refuse to answer any question he or she feels uncomfortable with. You may ask questions for the next week, then the guy in The Hot Seat will answer up to three of your questions.

If you would like to have a chance to be the next one up, post that you would like to and DiamondDave will select from the ones interested for who will go next. Or, he'll just select whoever the heck he wants.

Timeframe involved: Just so we know how we are going to do this ... the person in the Hot Seat will be there for about one to two weeks. Questions, such as this thread, will be open for one week and then we will close the questioning so that the poster has time (up to one week) to get some answers together.

Questioning will close Monday, December 22nd. Answers will then be opened until Monday, December 29th..

[TheRollingStoned]

1. What is... the best war film in your opinion.. of all time?

2. I feel as though.. at times.. people just don't let themselves have fun.. because they are really insecure with their lives.. and hide such fact on a message board, whether it's..creating account after account after being deleted or banned... or claiming to be God.. etc. etc. Why must people..hide behind text and font Dave?

3. I want to know.. 3 things you'd immediately change in this country, no limits.. no limits at all.. if you were the President..of the free country. And do you think.. Sarah Palin is really a man sent..by the KGB?

[Providence A's]

1) If you could ban 3 members from S3F (fake/double accounts are included with original member and count as 1 member), who would they be and why?

2) Why did you choose to join the Army instead of the other branches of military service? What was the deciding factor?

3) How do you sleep at night knowing that you work(ed) for AOL? I forget if you're still there or not, but my question still stands. Explain and show your work.

[Kingdom]

Not asking the AOL question? =(

[browntown653]

1. Give me the 5 best Van Halen songs, IN ORDER
2. You have to give up Baltimore in S3SL and one of these users must take them over: DirtyKash, love_that_reefer, brewcrewrock, GiantsFanatic, padrefanforever. Who gets them and why?
3. Who are the 3 most incompetent people in the Orioles organization? (players, coaches, owners, etc)

[love_that_reefer]

1. Why don't you contribute more in the baseball forums? You seem like a smart man.
2. Best and worst places you have ever had to take a shit.
3. If you could be any criminal, who would it be?

[Providence A's]

Not asking the AOL question? =(

fixed

[Kingdom]

winnar

1) What the hell is up with Hollywood in making the movie Valkyrie and none of the big name actors, American and British, HAVE NO GERMAN ACCENTS when it's a damn movie about Hitler and Germans? It's not just Tom Cruise, it's everyone. I bet even the dude who plays Hitler has no German accent. Would you go see a movie about Abraham Lincoln if Liam Neeson didn't use an American accent? O_O

2) TPSL Curtis Granderson vs. S3SL Justin Huber in a steel cage only one man leaves alive death match, who wins and why?

3) Rank the following from best to worst:
OOTP became outlawed, thusly ending sim leagues.
Saber owned S3F.
Prodigy hires you to be a consultant.
Love that Reefer reveals that he is actually Bon Bon/Turn 2/Snuffalughjwhatever and that he is really a she.
DirtyKash changes his name to Sweet Petunia.
Ron Santo makes the Hall of Fame.
O.J. Simpson is kicked out of the Hall of Fame.
Barry Bonds signs with the New York Yankees.

[ljshorty89]

1) We all know that you're one of the...more experienced people on S3F. First off, what led to your adoption of "wet behind the ears and similac on the breath" as your catchphrase? Second, explain your disdain for "young people" in general, and specifically me?

2) If you could kick 3 people out of S3F permanently, but in return you had to leave the site as well, would you accept, and if so, which 3 would you kick out?

3) What was/is the best and worst parts of having served in the military?

[DirtyKash]

1. Tell us the story of the most outrageous thing you have ever done while stoned.

2. Studies have shown that dolphins are the smartest animal on earth. However, humans are the direct descendant of the monkey. So which is smarter, the dolphin or the monkey? And why do you think so?

3. Rank the following kinds of porn from most enjoyable to least enjoyable and give reasons why you ranked them the way you did:

Solo
BDSM/Bondage
Gay/Lesbian
Midget
Granny
Orgy
Bestiality
Interracial
Fisting
Exhibitionism/Voyeur
BBW (overweight/obese women)

[General]

What is the rank in the army that you retired with?

Favorite OOTP rating for batter...also pitcher? (eye, power, movement, etc.)

If offered 1 mil USD right now, would you retire, accepting that you could not have another source of income?

[Foster]

1. If not a "Diamond" what other mineral would you choose to represent yourself?

2. Diamond Dave's Mexican Style Restaurants Have you ever been, and what is your impression if you have.

3. OMG, "Diamond" Dave, you've just won a contract with the UFC!!!
So assuming this happened, describe your style of fight.

[missionhockey21]

1. Given the fact that I've know you for quite a while Dave, a lot of us here have, and you are a bit more seasoned with experiences with those of the female persuasion, ie marriage, what is the best bit of advice you can give any of us young guys for when we tie the knot?

2. You have the chance to see one concert before you die, who are the acts (opener(s), headliner, etc) and what is the final song that is played of the concert?

3. Picture the best sandwich that man can make. What would be on that sandwich? Don't omit any detail (ie, bread type, hot/cold/toasted.)

[DiamondDave]

Wow... gonna have lots of writing for this one

[Dry1313]

3. Rank the following kinds of porn from most enjoyable to least enjoyable and give reasons why you ranked them the way you did:

Solo
BDSM/Bondage
Gay/Lesbian
Orgy
Bestiality
Interracial
Fisting
Exhibitionism/Voyeur
BBW (overweight/obese women)
Mature (old people)

#1: Rank the following 5 Orioles, but here's the trick: I want career stats for each:
Adam Jones
Matt Wieters
Brian Matusz
Jake Arrieta
Luke Scott

#2: In the past two weeks I have had about $40 to my name and have thusly resorted to pinching food from one of our cafeterias, because security is lax.(True story) Often, I do so while high. A few times, I would return to the room of a kid we smoked with, ROTC, who told us stealing was ****ing terrible and that the Army would never stand for this. Same question, about your time in the Army, that I asked him: Do you think the Army would get more pissed about you stealing food if you couldn't afford to eat, or smoking gange. Explain how you would trick the Army to avoid penalty for a extra bonus.

#3: Classic time: Kill, marry, **** the following threesomes of S3F members, and explain your answer in detail:
A. browntown653, NYgiantsfan5689, ljshorty89
B. hot_corner_gurl, missionhockey21, DirtyKash
C. Saber, Kingdom_of_Zito, McKain
D. General, Dry1313, love_that_reefer
E. Hammer, nick, BJD
F: Doppelganger, cjkalt, Fishercat
G. Foster, Halladay_is_God, Providence A's
H: Hollywood Leo, padrefanforever, DirtyKash
I: mntwinsfan, Slyder, brewcrewrock


Please make your explanations in depth.