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    I just read that Britney Spears is pregnant. Is this true?

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    yes its true.
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    Evidently by some guy who is pretty much a leech dirtball who has fathered a few others as well

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    Great, they're breeding.

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    Britney Spears has put an end to the tabloid rumors that she is expecting a baby . . . by confirming them. Spears, who married husband Kevin Federline in September, announced yesterday that she is indeed pregnant.

    "The time has finally come to share our wonderful news that we are expecting our first child together," posted the twenty-three-year-old Spears on her official Web site. "There are reports that I was in the hospital this weekend, and Kevin and I just want everyone to know that all is well. Thank you for your thoughts and prayers."

    This will be Spears' first child, while Federline has two children with former girlfriend Shar Jackson. Spears and Federline, a former backup dancer for the pop star, met last year while Jackson was pregnant with Federline's second child.

    Spears and Federline recently signed a deal with UPN to star in their own six-episode reality show airing in May. The show will document the couple's courtship, engagement and wedding.

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    yeah.. he sounds like a real catch

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    Britney's supposedly pregnant again. Story confirmed. Kevin Federline's got some gangsta sperm, that's for sure.

    Photo taken yesterday in Hawaii:




    "I'm pregnant!" revealed the 24 year-old pop star to another woman in the spa at Maui's Four Seasons Hotel where Britney, Kevin and their baby son are staying. Federline, 27, also delivered the bombshell baby news to a friend, who told Star: "Kevin said, 'Britney's pregnant again,' and when I expressed surprise he said, 'Yeah, it shocked the sh-- out of me too.'"

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    Woah. PopoZao.

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    I can't stand that disgusting individual.
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    Britney's ALWAYS pregnant.
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    If I was married to her, I'd be hammering her with the pork sausage on a daily basis. If the rabit dies, oh well. You still keep porkin' her. (gotta baste that baby ya know).

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    She really is going to turn into a 400 lb diabetic in a wheel chair with one foot missing, like in Family Guy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lynch
    If I was married to her, I'd be hammering her with the pork sausage on a daily basis. If the rabit dies, oh well. You still keep porkin' her. (gotta baste that baby ya know).

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    Damn........she's pregnant again? That can't be good.

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