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    Man dates gal on internet for 6 months

    It turns out it's his mother.

    Skirt-chasing playboy Daniel Anceneaux spent weeks talking with a sensual woman on the Internet before arranging a romantic rendezvous at a remote beach -- and discovering that his on-line sweetie of six months was his own mother!

    "I walked out on that dark beach thinking I was going to hook up with the girl of my dreams," the rattled bachelor later admitted. "And there she was, wearing white shorts and a pink tank top, just like she'd said she would.

    "But when I got close, she turned around -- and we both got the shock of our lives. I mean, I didn't know what to say. All I could think was, 'Oh my God! it's Mama!' "

    Read more here:
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    WOW!! now that is the craziest thing I have ever heard how sick would you feel after finding that out wow thats funny haha

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    Its France.

    They prolly got married.
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    Quote Originally Posted by go_bucs2000
    WOW!! now that is the craziest thing I have ever heard how sick would you feel after finding that out wow thats funny haha
    gosh that is gross

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    Quote Originally Posted by General
    Its France.

    They prolly got married.

    You're mistaken - that's what happens in West Virginia.

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    This is why you shouldn't date on the internet. Most of the women aren't attractive at all, anyway.
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    Circular logic aside, Mr Mims, you have yet to provide a single credible reason why you are, in fact, hot.

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    OMG that is just wrong and funny all at the same time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Element
    This is why you shouldn't date on the internet. Most of the women aren't attractive at all, anyway.
    Actually from the stories I've seen most of the women are men.

    So I guess this guy lucked out-- he could have gone to the beach to find his dad in a pink tanktop.

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    E-****ing-gads!



    ok, it's bad enough it's someone you are related to. If you are mom, it's bad that it's your son and you are embarrased to high heaven of the things you may have said to him. But if you are the son... just think about the conversations you've had with her over the internet with her saying things like "When I get with you, I'm gonna get down on my knees and .... " you get the point. I don't even want to think about the shit he may have said to her. "I'm gonna drive you like the Partridge Family Bus from sunset to sunrise".

    Seriously, you would NEVER kiss your mom goodbye again. Ugh.. ewe... ish.

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