I can remember the "For no reason here's Apu" sung line, that's great indeed.
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I can remember the "For no reason here's Apu" sung line, that's great indeed.
I'm seeing double *rubs eyes* 4 krustys
Announcer: And now we return to Fox Night at the Movies: "Homer S.: Portrait of an Ass-Grabber", starring Dennis Franz.
Marge you got a butt that won't quit, I mean...5 dollars get outta of here
As great as The Simpsons is, I can't believe this thread is still going.
Lisa: "This airplane is made out of wood."
Homer: "Finally those trees are good for something, instead of just standing there like jerks"
Is there a chance the track could bend? Not on your life my Hindu friend!
Steady ... steady ... ow!
Government worker: Hey, I found someone! The United States government actually found someone they were looking for! YEAH, BABY, YEAH!
Bart and Milhouse watching Comic book guy's pirated movies
Mr. Rogers "What do you mean I can't take my shirt off... I'm hot!"
Chairman: Dr. Nick, this malpractice committee has received a few
complaints against you. [reads from clipboard] Of the 160
gravest charges, the most troubling are performing major
operations with a knife and fork from a seafood restaurant.
Riviera: But I cleaned them with my napkin.
(The way that line is read by Dr. Nick cracks me up everytime.)
*Valentines Day, shows the radio station tower and the song "Monster Mash" comes on*
Bill: Marty why did you play that song? There must be thousands of love songs.
Marty: Well it's kinda a love song. All the monsters dancing, enjoying each other's company, keeping their evil in check.
Bill: You played the wrong record didn't you?
Marty: Why are you doing this to me?
*At the end of the episode, President's Day*
Marty: And to George and Abe and all the rest, here's a special song just for you.
*Monster Mash plays*
:laugh:
When Homer wants a candy bar from the vending machine and there are only apples, he writes a note on Mr. Burns' suggestion box reading "NO MORE APPLES IN THE VENDING MACHINE PLEASE!!"
and then when Burns reads it, we get this classic line
"Don't worry, nobody will take away your preeeeeeeeeeeeecious apples."