Greatest Simpsons Quotes

[Saber]

Randy Johnson

"Bears can't be mailmen."

[missionhockey21]

Heh, that was pretty funny. This week's wasn't quite as good as the previous week's episode but still very solid. I am surprised with how season 17 is going strong after a pretty weak start. With that said, I read that FOX did officially confirm that seasons 18 and 19 are a go.

No quote here, but for everyone who missed RJ:

[missionhockey21]

Hibbert: Yes, I remember Bart's birth well. You don't forget a thing
like... [dramatic] Siamese twins!
Lisa: I believe they prefer to be called "conjoined twins".
Hibbert: And Hillbillies prefer to be called "sons of the soil". But it
ain't gonna happen.

[Halladay_is_God]

no quote or anything from me, but the hockey ep is the best ep, a real classic

[riverdunesrat]

According to the AP, the opening of the Simpsons this Sunday will include a live-action sequence.

According to Al Jean, Executive Producer, "I'm amazed that there are people who want to look like the Simpsons".

[Providence A's]

According to the AP, the opening of the Simpsons this Sunday will include a live-action sequence.

According to Al Jean, Executive Producer, "I'm amazed that there are people who want to look like the Simpsons".

I'm amazed at how much of a stretch that was...horrible to say the least IMHO...The Simpsons needs to go already. They are way beyond their prime and this is getting sad.

[missionhockey21]

You do know that a British TV station did that to advertise The Simpsons, it became a Internet hit (youtube literally had over 10 pages with just that same damn clip) and given that Ricky Gervais wrote the episode tonight, they decided it fits. It wasn't done by the writers or producers of the show.

[Providence A's]

I just didn't think they looked like the characters as much as they made it out to be. I mean the girl that "looked like" Lisa? Jease, I guess you could have thrown a red dress on any white, prepubescent female

[missionhockey21]

This is from the episode when Homer enrolls in Krusty's Clown College.

At work, Homer sits tiredly at his station.
Lenny: Hey: nice threads.
Homer: Whew, I'm beat. And after work I've got to dedicate a new Jiffy
Lube and cohost the Ace Awards.
Lenny: Wow! Jiffy Lube!
Carl: Boy, you're really running yourself ragged.
Homer: Yeah. When I started this clown thing, I thought it would be
nothing but glory. You know, the glory of being a clown. I tell
you, it's hard, tiring work. But when I see the smiles on their
little faces, I just know they're getting ready to jab me with
something.

And then after the Ace Awards.

Dick Cavett: Let's walk and talk. I, uh, I have some wonderful stories
about other famous people that include me in some way.
Homer: Er, can't, I gotta go distract bulls at a rodeo.
Dick: Hey, me too. We can go together.
Homer: Um...no, I'm going a different way than you, Dick.
Dick: Heh heh, your...churlish attitude reminds me of a time I was
having dinner with Groucho and --
Homer: Look, you're going to be having dinner with Groucho tonight
if you don't beat it.

[missionhockey21]

Burns: I don't know what's happening. It seems our profits have dropped 37%.
Smithers: I'm afraid we have a bad image, Sir. Market research shows people see you as something of an ogre.
Burns: I ought to club them and eat their bones!

[TheLeiterSide]

Don't remember where this came from...

"Homer no function beer well without."

[DirtyKash]

Skinner using the internet during the Mr. X episode

Skinner's mom (in the other room): Seymour! Are you looking at naked ladies?
Skinner: No, mother!
Skinner's mom: You sissy!

[missionhockey21]

Owner: We sell forbidden objects from places men fear to tread.
We also sell frozen yogurt, which I call ``Frogurt''!

Homer tells the owner that he is looking for a present for his son's
birthday. The owner hands to him a talking Krusty doll.

Owner: Take this object, but beware it carries a terrible curse!
Homer: [worried] Ooooh, that's bad.
Owner: But it comes with a free Frogurt!
Homer: [relieved] That's good.
Owner: The Frogurt is also cursed.
Homer: [worried] That's bad.
Owner: But you get your choice of topping!
Homer: [relieved] That's good.
Owner: The toppings contains Potassium Benzoate.
Homer: [stares]
Owner: That's bad.

[DirtyKash]

^ I have that Treehouse of Horror episode on my computer (even though I have the DVD) for emergency viewings.

[realmofotalk]

Lisa: Dad! You can't just leave us by ourselves, we need a baby-sitter!
Homer: Lisa, haven't you seen Home Alone? If some burglars come it'll be a hilarious situation...