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  1. 08-26-2005 12:09 PM #1
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    Roommates.

    On an old King of the Hill episode, it is suggested that in order to get Lou Ann's roommates to wash the dishes, she is to put them in the bathtub. And then the one roommate takes a bath in the pool.


    Any good ways to get back at some horribly lazy/just plain bad roommates?
    Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
    Ted    : Wait, I can get this. Mothers I'd like to sleep with and never call again.
    Barney: Circle gets the square!

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    Wipe your ass with their toothbrush.
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    Shit in their bed.

    Shit in their clothes.

    Shit in their food.

    Shit in their light fixtures.

    Shit on the sink, in the sink, in the shower, on the shower, smear it on the bathroom walls.

    Go somewhere else to use the bathroom.
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    slip a little dish soap into their drink...it'll be sure to give them the runs
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    also shit on the stove and turn it on.

    He will never know.
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    Quote Originally Posted by McKain
    also shit on the stove and turn it on.

    He will never know.

    She.

    and HAHAHHAHAHAH
    Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
    Ted    : Wait, I can get this. Mothers I'd like to sleep with and never call again.
    Barney: Circle gets the square!

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    They stole over 400 dollars worth of DVDs from me. Someone. One of her friends. Can't prove that, other than the fact that the DVDs aren't freaking there.
    Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
    Ted    : Wait, I can get this. Mothers I'd like to sleep with and never call again.
    Barney: Circle gets the square!

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  9. 08-29-2005 12:19 PM #9
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    Do what I said.

    Just shit on the stove over and over and turn it on. It will turn into carbon and just kinda hang out on the stove.

    Shit under her mattress and cover it with her bedspread, then put the mattress down on top of it.

    If she has a "shield" over her ceiling light in her room, take it down, shit in it, and use something to smear it around enough so that it melts in.

    Fill her bathtub drain with shit.

    Then move out.
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  10. 08-29-2005 04:01 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kingdom_of_Zito
    On an old King of the Hill episode, it is suggested that in order to get Lou Ann's roommates to wash the dishes, she is to put them in the bathtub. And then the one roommate takes a bath in the pool.


    Any good ways to get back at some horribly lazy/just plain bad roommates?
    I lived with 5 other guys at one point before I got married. I got sick and tired of the mountain of dishes and one night, I had enough. I was on a date (with one of my roommates' dad's secretary no less ) and before I left that night, I left a note on the counter about them cleaning up their fuggin' mess. While we were out, a couple of them got pretty drunk and left about a dozen messages on her answering machine. "You need to call immediately, it's an emergency", "If you guys are having sex, you gotta stop and pick up the phone.. something has happened", etc etc. Crap like that. Well, once I started calling no one answered. Unsure if maybe something happened to one of them, or worse yet, something happened to my dog, I left her place and rushed home (about 30 minutes away). When I got home, there was a bigger stack of dishes and a really nasty ****ing note about what an ass I apparently was for asking them to clean up after themselves.

    Pissed as hell, I took all of the dishes, clean, dirty, etc. Every goddamn one of them and packed them up in boxes in the middle of the night and took them all out to the garage and hid them. Then went back into the house and grabbed my shotgun, loaded it up, went back outside and blew 4 or 5 rounds off into the air.

    In the morning, I got a couple of my roommates beating down my door screaming about "where's my cereal bowl" and crap like that. I said "you sorry bastards ruined my night. To come home to that, I finally said **** it and I took your shit outside and blew it ALL up!"

    I didn't tell anyone for about 2 days where the hell the dishes were and it was the biggest fight any of us ever had. Got two of those a-holes to move out within the next month or so after that incident. Guess what... we never had dishes problems again after that.

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  11. 08-30-2005 04:03 PM #11
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    Lynch, dumb it down. Ain't nobody gonna read all that.
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    Dumb it down..

    Hrmm. They pissed me off, I kicked their ass.
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  13. 08-31-2005 11:23 AM #13
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    Haha at dumb it down.


    McKain, you have an addiction. Seek help.
    Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
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    Barney: Circle gets the square!

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  14. 08-31-2005 01:41 PM #14
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    I'm saying this from (non-personal) experience.

    I knew a guy who wanted to get rid of his roommate, so he just started shitting EVERYWHERE and doing everything to cover it up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by McKain
    I'm saying this from (non-personal) experience.

    I knew a guy who wanted to get rid of his roommate, so he just started shitting EVERYWHERE and doing everything to cover it up.
    You are completely obsessed with poop.
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