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  1. 04-27-2015 12:05 AM #1
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    Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday you drunk son of a bitch Hammer!

    Woooo happy days!
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    Re: Happy Birthday you drunk son of a bitch Hammer!

    Just because it almost feels like tradition now.

    Quote Originally Posted by HollywoodLeo View Post
    Every time you read them his posts are so hype
    He's dope on the keyboard and a magic with the type.
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    He posts around the forums, from the Clubhouse to the A's
    It's Hammer, go Hammer, yo Hammer, Happy B-Day Hammer
    And the rest can go and play
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    Re: Happy Birthday you drunk son of a bitch Hammer!

    Happy Birthday Hammer.
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    Re: Happy Birthday you drunk son of a bitch Hammer!

    I had a couple of Crown Royal Apple and Sprites in your honor
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    Re: Happy Birthday you drunk son of a bitch Hammer!

    Happy Birthday! Go Rays!
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    Re: Happy Birthday you drunk son of a bitch Hammer!

    Happy Birthday, sir.

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    Re: Happy Birthday you drunk son of a bitch Hammer!

    Happy Cake Day, slugger.
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    Re: Happy Birthday you drunk son of a bitch Hammer!

    Happy Birthday
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    Re: Happy Birthday you drunk son of a bitch Hammer!

    Happy day ya lovable lush.


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    Re: Happy Birthday you drunk son of a bitch Hammer!

    Bappy Hirthday. I figure if you're drunk, that will make sense...
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  11. 04-28-2015 10:25 AM #11
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    Re: Happy Birthday you drunk son of a bitch Hammer!

    Happy birthday!
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    Re: Happy Birthday you drunk son of a bitch Hammer!

    Happy belated.

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