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  1. 10-10-2014 08:01 AM #1
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    Question The Boy Who Cried Ebola

    Ebola comment on U.S. Airways 845; men in hazmat suits - CNN.com

    A man on U.S. Airways Flight 845 made a comment about having Ebola
    CNN has not been able to confirm the comment the man allegedly made, but according to local media reports in the Dominican Republic citing the airport's director of operations, it was:

    "I have Ebola. You're all screwed."
    What a dumb ass.
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    Re: The Boy Who Cried Ebola

    At first I thought you meant he excreted Ebola through his tears.


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    Re: The Boy Who Cried Ebola

    Instead of ri-cola! He yelled e-bola!
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    Re: The Boy Who Cried Ebola

    Quote Originally Posted by Providence A's View Post
    Instead of ri-cola! He yelled e-bola!
    I could see this as a SNL skit...some dude yodeling that out, then all the people around him panicking, screaming, and running away.
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    Re: The Boy Who Cried Ebola

    They're only screwed if he sneezes on them or something and then they don't immediately wash whatever part they were sneezed on. It's not an airborne disease.

    Odds are he probably just said it to be an asshole though.
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