My current stats

[Thomas3]

Age: 14
Height: 6'6"
Weight: 250
Grade: Freshmen (high school)
Batting average: .999 (the one was a robbed homerun)
Position: Outfield, corner infield, middle infield, catcher, and pitcher. I play shortstop and left field at the same time so that I can bat twice in the order.
Pitching speed: 112 mph
Throws: Switch
Bats: Switch
Special achievement: I will be attending the University of South Carolina in 2018, batting 3rd on a full ride.

[HollywoodLeo]

[HafDawg2003]

Two more questions, bro.

[Mach]

Yeah, I'm gonna wanna see a video measuring that pitching speed.

[HafDawg2003]

And I always knew you were a switch hitter, brah.

[HollywoodLeo]

and going at least 666 for 667? Playing two positions at once and being allowed to bat twice in the lineup?

This shit is ridiculous even compared to normal Thomas3 standards.

[HafDawg2003]

Some reading for your boring days at USC!

[HafDawg2003]

Vince is impressed by Thomas3!

[HollywoodLeo]

Thomas sucks because he couldn't hit that home run to bat 1.000

And only 2 positions? Why aren't you covering 2nd as well you slacker?

[Providence A's]

Pfft. Those stats aren't impressive at all. 36" 24" 36" is much more impressive.

[HollywoodLeo]

36' 24' 36'?

Ha! Only if she's 5'3"!

[Providence A's]

She's a brick...house.

[HollywoodLeo]

He kinda sucks

#82 Matthew "She's A" Brickhouse, Catcher, 33 yrs, New York (A) Yankees - Out of the Park Baseball Report

[Mach]

36 feet is a whole lot of woman. 36 inches however...

[Providence A's]

I'm the Jolly Green Giant, bitch.