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    Wait, it's Hammer's birthday?

    And there's no thread for it?

    You guys are assholes.

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    Re: Wait, it's Hammer's birthday?

    He's probably too drunk to notice.. :shrug:
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    Re: Wait, it's Hammer's birthday?

    Happy bday, dude!
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    Re: Wait, it's Hammer's birthday?

    thank you all, and anyone else after this. unfortunately, im on hiatus from drinking, because i always pick the most awesome of times to go on my workout rage. alas, ill have to make up for it at another time. still better than last year, when i was about 200 dollars in to a pile of tony montana style cocaine at this point in the day, with no end in sight.

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    Re: Wait, it's Hammer's birthday?

    Stop! Hammer time!

    Quote Originally Posted by HollywoodLeo View Post
    Every time you read them his posts are so hype
    He's dope on the keyboard and a magic with the type.
    Now why would we ever stop reading it
    with other's making posts that just don't hit
    He posts around the forums, from the Clubhouse to the A's
    It's Hammer, go Hammer, yo Hammer, Happy B-Day Hammer
    And the rest can go and play

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    Re: Wait, it's Hammer's birthday?

    Hammer posts on the A's forum?

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    Re: Wait, it's Hammer's birthday?

    Happy Birthday chief.
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    Re: Wait, it's Hammer's birthday?

    Happy Birthday, Hammer

    I too am on a sober kick. We'll see how long this lasts, though.
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    Re: Wait, it's Hammer's birthday?

    Happy birthday!

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    Re: Wait, it's Hammer's birthday?

    Happy Birthday
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    Re: Wait, it's Hammer's birthday?

    Happy Birthday
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    Re: Wait, it's Hammer's birthday?

    Happy Birthday, I had a drink for you last night.

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    Re: Wait, it's Hammer's birthday?




    Happy Birthday!

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    Excited Re: Wait, it's Hammer's birthday?

    Quote Originally Posted by HollywoodLeo View Post
    Stop! Hammer time!





    Happy Belated... Leo already posted the image I wanted to, so I'll just quote him


    and post this

    Last edited by Lynch; 05-06-2014 at 04:48 AM.

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