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Thread: Happy birthday, SwingingFriar!

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    Happy Birthday! Happy birthday, SwingingFriar!

    I hope you have a great 104th birthday!
    LeagueTeamyearsRecordWild CardDivisionPennantsTitles
    MSLSan Diego Padres2034-20592,217-1,9951631
    TBLArizona Diamondbacks2005-20181,216-1,0531963
    TSSLSan Diego Padres2015-2021, 2024-20281,017-9280732
    TSSLTexas Rangers2029-2033396-4140000

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    Re: Happy birthday, SwingingFriar!

    Happy birthday to the other million of fake fuckers today too!
    Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
    Ted
    : Wait, I can get this. Mothers I'd like to sleep with and never call again.
    Barney: Circle gets the square!

    The 2074 MSL NL Gold Glove Recipient at Third Base.

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    Re: Happy birthday, SwingingFriar!

    They're fake? This is a cruel world indeed, full of fake faceless people who leave me feeling empty and out of touch with others. It's such a lonely feeling.

    I at least hope that the 104th birthday you have found a lot of truths that help you sleep easier and surround you with people close to you. I wish nothing but a Notebook style ending for you SwingingFriar.

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    Re: Happy birthday, SwingingFriar!

    He had many strippers yesterday
    Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
    Ted
    : Wait, I can get this. Mothers I'd like to sleep with and never call again.
    Barney: Circle gets the square!

    The 2074 MSL NL Gold Glove Recipient at Third Base.

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    Re: Happy birthday, SwingingFriar!

    He died with a smile on his face afterwards, I am sure.

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