Tips on "How to become cool" *School Style*

[BaseballFanatic]

1. Always act cool.

2. Never say anything stupid.

3. (Boys) Be a daredevil
(Girls) Wear makeup

4. Wear the best clothing.

5. Always hang with the coolest people. *COOL/POPULAR KIDS/TEEN*

6. Know how to play sports and lsiten to cool music, and know a lot about it.

(Cool Music includes *NEW* Hip-Hop, Rap, Rock, and Alt. Rock/Punk.)

7. Do not do things from the 90's or older.

8. Get a good position on a Football team or Baseball team. Positions in

(Boys)

Football - QB, RB, or WR.
Baseball - C, P, or 3B.

(GIRLS)

Soccer Goalie, or Foward
Volleyball
Tennis

9. (Boys) Have hair above shoulders, and curled up in back. You can dye the front of your hair. If at all possible, spike your hair up.
(Girls) Have straight hair.

10. Get rid of all glasses, and get contacts.

11. Be athletic, and a little bit taller then regular for your age. ***Do not be overweight!***

12. Do not have any facial hair. Do not have pimples!

13. *ALWAYS BATHE DAILY!* USE SHAMPOO AND SOAP.

Now if this doesn't work. You are the biggest DORK on the face of the Earth.

[General]

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[General]

By the way, rename this thread "Posers for Dummies" and yeah, it's worth something.

[UConnMetFan]

Here's how to really be cool:

1. Don't be an asshole

If you meet that requirement, you're better than 95% of the planet.

[Element]

Here's how to really be cool:

1. Don't make threads like this.

Like General said: My god...

[realmofotalk]

general

[BaseballFanatic]

Why'd ya gotta be so mean

[realmofotalk]

New York City=

[General]

Actually, New Yorkers come in 4 varieties:

, , , and

[BaseballFanatic]

I'm all 4!

[Hmark6]

I propose we support a one month limit on going steady. I think It will keep you both more able to deal with weird situations and get to know more people. I think if you're ready to go out with Johnny, now's the time to tell him about your one month limit. He wont mind! He'll apreciate your fresh look on dating, and once you've dated someone else you can date him again! I'm sure he'll like it! Everyone will appreciate it! You're so novel, what a good idea! You can keep your time to yourself! You don't need date insurance! You can go out with whoever you want to! Every boy, every boy in the whole world could be yours! If you'll just listen to my plan:

THE TEENAGE GUIDE TO POPULARITY!!!!!!!!!

[PacMan]

I'm all 4!

Ah good god

[BaseballFanatic]

I am

I'm Joyful, Frusterated, Stupid, Drunk.

[General]

Actually, it was gay, angry, lame and drunk...

I'm obviously the last one. That smiley should be renamed :Generalissimo:

[riverdunesrat]

I still wanna know who this guy is and who let him in?