Commercials you hate

[realmofotalk]

I love how, in that one Citi credit card commercial, the guy uses his "Thank You" reward points to redeem a pair of old Shea Stadium seats for his parents residing in Istanbul.

What'd he purchase to earn that many points, the New York Mets?

[General]

Nothing is worse than that fucking Miller Lite Vortex bottle commercial with the snooty bitch bartenders.

"Do you want a good beer or a shit beer?"
"Don't care."
"Here, have the shit beer, and when you grow a pair, come back and I'll give you THE GOD OF BEERS, MILLER LITE VORTEX BOTTLE HOLY FUCKING SHIT BATMAN."
"Uh, ok."

1.) Any bartender that is presented with "I don't care" should (and will) serve the better drink. 2.) Any bartender that acted like the ****s in the commercials do would get fired instantly. And Miller Lite is shit, but hey, at least it's got that GOD MODE GROOVES IN THE BOTTLE SO YOUR SWILL BEER POURS BETTER JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST!

[Kingdom]

Maybe the customer should go to a lame bar if they're going to be so lame

[realmofotalk]

If I recall correctly, the snooty bitch bartenders were in the Miller Lite generic ads, and the ad specific to the Vortex bottle is where the antiques appraiser drops an expensive ornament to pieces while hastily handing it back to its owner as he's heading to the lobby to get himself a Vortex-shaped bottled Miller Lite and then laughs like a dick for having dropped it.

Not that it makes a difference, but I just wanted to mention that commercial as well.

[love_that_reefer]

Jimmy Johnson Extense commercials and Go Big Daddy commercials.