Top Headlines of 2004

[Killah Sith]

THE YEAR'S BEST HEADLINES OF 2004:

Crack Found on Governor's Daughter

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

Miners Refuse to Work after Death

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

War Dims Hope for Peace

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

And the winner is....

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead



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[General]

This is old as dust.

[Killah Sith]

I figured it probably was but I hadn't seen it so obviously I hadn't seen it here. It's still funny, though made up.

This is old as dust.

[General]

I remember the first time I read that couple years back...had me crackin up.

This used to be a big chain-letter thing.

[BaseballFanatic]

We are 7 months into 2005.

[awefullspellare]

Wow guys who cares. I laughed a lot!

Thanks for sharing.