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    Angry (Fake) Dream Job

    What a tease.

    Cereal Taste Tester Job in Boston, Massachusetts US

    Cereal Taste Tester
    About the Job
    The right candidate will spend the day taste testing different cereals we manufactuer.​

    Must like:

    Kix

    Choco Puffy Poofs

    Tilapia frosted mini-wheats

    Job Summary

    Company
    Smoke Test Env

    Location
    Boston, MA

    Industries
    Automotive Sales and Repair Services

    Job Type
    Full Time
    Employee

    Years of Experience
    2+​ to 5 Years

    Education Level
    Unspecified

    Career Level
    Student (Undergraduate/​Graduate)

    Contact Information

    Smoke Test

    Smoke Test Env
    123 Main St
    beantown, MA 212121

    Phone: 978-460-1202

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    Re: (Fake) Dream Job

    You guys ever see that ice cream taste tester? He was on some show I saw on a food or travel channel. ****er tastes ice cream all day with a golden spoon. No, I am not jealous he gets paid to do that.

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    Re: (Fake) Dream Job

    At least it's a real job unlike this one. Tilapia Frosted Miniwheats? 212121 as the zip code? Automotive sales and repair services as the industry? At least the cell phone is a real number.

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    Re: (Fake) Dream Job

    Mmmmm, fishy miniwheats.
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    Re: (Fake) Dream Job

    I have always wanted to be a designated hugger.

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