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    Can't wait for Machete

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    "Machete" is based on the "fake" trailer in Rodriguez's 2007 Grindhouse. The feature version of the trailer finds Machete (Danny Trejo) a renegade former Mexican Federale, roaming the streets of Texas after a shakedown from drug lord Torrez (Steven Seagal). Reluctantly, Machete takes an offer from spin doctor Benz (Jeff Fahey) to assassinate McLaughlin (Robert De Niro) a corrupt Senator. Double crossed and on the run Machete braves the odds with the help of Luz (Michelle Rodriguez), a saucy taco slinger, Padre (Cheech Marin) his "holy" brother, and April (Lindsay Lohan) a socialite with a penchant for guns. All while being tracked by Sartana (Alba), a sexy ICE agent with a special interest in the blade slinger.

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    Re: Can't wait for Machete

    Do we have a trailer for this yet?

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    Re: Can't wait for Machete

    Machete takes an offer from spin doctor Benz (Jeff Fahey) to assassinate McLaughlin (Robert De Niro) a corrupt Senator.
    I take it that Mr. De Niro wanted a more epic death than the one Famke Janssen gave him in Hide and Seek?

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    Re: Can't wait for Machete

    Quote Originally Posted by DirtyKash View Post
    Do we have a trailer for this yet?
    I don't know if it's against the forum rule to post a youtube link. If it is, I apologize in advance and will delete it.

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