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    TV Slap Chop: Vince Offer - "You're going to love my nuts."

    The unneccesary sparkle effects, the no-look throw plus sound effects and comments like this:
    "This onion is making you cry, it's making me cry. Life's hard enough as it is, you don't want to cry anymore."

    Vince Offer is simply amazing.

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUbWjIKxrrs]YouTube - Vince with Slap Chop (Long version)[/ame]

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    Re: Slap Chop: Vince Offer - "You're going to love my nuts."

    Wow. ShamWOW.

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    Re: Slap Chop: Vince Offer - "You're going to love my nuts."

    He is my favorite stroke victim.

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    Re: Slap Chop: Vince Offer - "You're going to love my nuts."

    Commercial sensation. The goofy Canadian from the freecreditreport.com has competition now.
    Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
    Ted
    : Wait, I can get this. Mothers I'd like to sleep with and never call again.
    Barney: Circle gets the square!

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    Re: Slap Chop: Vince Offer - "You're going to love my nuts."

    Stop having a boring tuna!
    Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
    Ted
    : Wait, I can get this. Mothers I'd like to sleep with and never call again.
    Barney: Circle gets the square!

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    Re: Slap Chop: Vince Offer - "You're going to love my nuts."

    Your gonna love my nuts!





    freaking wow
    Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
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    Barney: Circle gets the square!

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    Re: Slap Chop: Vince Offer - "You're going to love my nuts."

    Quote Originally Posted by Kingdom_of_Zito View Post
    Commercial sensation. The goofy Canadian from the freecreditreport.com has competition now.
    I missed that one.
    You mean the singing guys, with the Pirate hats?

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    Re: Slap Chop: Vince Offer - "You're going to love my nuts."

    Yarrr!

    He's a french canuck who lip sincs! Tragic!
    Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
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    Re: Slap Chop: Vince Offer - "You're going to love my nuts."

    "Fettuccine, linguine, martini, bikini."

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    Re: Slap Chop: Vince Offer - "You're going to love my nuts."

    I can't believe he said that viewers would love his nuts, that's just hilarious. I feel like this commercial is even funnier when you think about how its meant to be completely serious.

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    Re: Slap Chop: Vince Offer - "You're going to love my nuts."

    Is it made in Germany?

    We know know the Germans always make good stuff.
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    Re: Slap Chop: Vince Offer - "You're going to love my nuts."

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3NXMrSKBJA]YouTube - Sham WOW sucks[/ame]
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    Re: Slap Chop: Vince Offer - "You're going to love my nuts."

    we're gonna make America skinny one slap at a time!

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