Al's take on the World Series.

[TheRollingStoned]

I feel as though, MAYBE IF YOU LOOK AT IT.. from an angle like mine, you'd see that it's DAMN AMAZING.. THAT ANDY SONNANSTINE OUT PITCHED THE BOSTON RED SOX. IF I WERE THE RED SOX, I'D FEEL SMALL... ..LIKE KEVIN BACON'S PENIS. IN FACT.. IT'S AMAZING THAT PEOPLE THINK KEVIN YOUKILIS IS GREAT... SURE HE PLAYS HARD AND CATCHES THE BALL REAL WELL.. BUT DO YOU REALLY BUY A BALL PLAYER WHO LOOKS LIKE A ****ED UP VERSION OF MATTHEW McConaughey IN REIGN OF FIRE CROSSED WITH AN OLD MAN'S HAIRY ASS... BUT I DIGRESS... THE TAMPA NATION REMINDS ME OF THE JOY... I HAD WHEN I GOT TO WORK ON OCEAN'S 13... WORKING WITH REAL TALENT DOESN'T HAPPEN MUCH FOR ME ANYMORE, AS EVIDENCED BY THE FACT I STARRED IN A MOVIE.. WITH CURTIS JACKSON. I THINK IF ANY TAMPA FANS EXIST... THEY SHOULD BE EXCITED.. THAT THEY HIT THE BALL REAL HARD AND RUN REAL FAST. I LIKE THEIR CHANCES, MORE THAN ME EVER HAVING ANOTHER HIT MOVIE.

AS FOR THE PHILLIES.. I CAN ONLY SAY.. IT UPSET ME THAT THE DODGERS LOST. THAT MANNY GUY REMINDS ME OF ME WHEN I LOST MY ****ING MIND IN DOG DAY AFTERNOON. AL BEING AL RIGHT... WHAT AN AMAZING STORY THAT HAD TO COME TO AN END BECAUSE... THEY ALLOWED PEOPLE FROM THE COUNTRY OF HAWAII TO PLAY IN THE OUTFIELD... SHOULD THEY BE MAKING FRUIT PUNCH IN LITTLE JUICE BOXES OR SOMETHING.. I THINK WHEN I HEARD THAT TBS HAD SUCH GOOD RATINGS FOR THEIR AL GAMES.. COMPARED TO FOX.. IT WAS AN ENJOYABLE EXPERIENCE.. WE ALL KNOW THAT THE STEVE HARVEY SHOW IS ****ING BRILLIANT, HOOOHAAA! IT DESERVED ALL 50 BILLION VIEWERS IT GOT... BUT FOR FOX, THEY SCARE ME... I WATCHED A PREVIEW FOR FRINGE AND SPENT THE NEXT 6 DAYS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT MY LIFE... AND THEN THAT HOUSE GUY SCREAMING SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR KILLING A PATIENT... OSCAR WORTHY, MY HERO.

[browntown653]

Curtis Jackson, that's MC Hammer, right Al?

[Kingdom]

Wasn't that a running back for the bengals back in the day?