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    Advice For those of you who shop at Home Depot

    A "heads up" for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers.

    Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.
    Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic.
    Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

    Here's how the scam works:

    Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as
    you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your
    windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of
    their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

    When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you
    for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the back-seat.
    On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the
    front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals
    your wallet. I had my wallet stolen August 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the
    15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th 29th. Also September 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th,
    16th, 23rd, 26th, 30th, three times last Saturday and very likely again
    this upcoming weekend.

    So tell your friends to be careful.




















    P.S. Walmart has wallets on sale for 2.99 each.



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    Re: For those of you who shop at Home Depot

    nice
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    Re: For those of you who shop at Home Depot

    Awesome. I'm sure you can find cheaper wallets somewhere...

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    Re: For those of you who shop at Home Depot

    We need pictures.
    And not of the cheap wallets
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    Re: For those of you who shop at Home Depot

    lmao, brilliant
    I did a lot of good things as a sim league GM.

    Ah, give me something clever to say here.

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    Re: For those of you who shop at Home Depot

    What happened on those days in between? What the hell were you so busy doing that you didn't have time to get mugged?

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    Re: For those of you who shop at Home Depot

    Ha, that's pretty good.

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