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  1. 12-22-2007 01:49 AM #1
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    If the Reds were America's team

    Jerry Narron would play Dumbya.

    The Reds' team ERA would be the equally pathetically high gas prices.

    Ken Griffey Jr.'s contract (CGI enhanced to add all the zeros and ones) would be the defense budget drain.

    Wayne Krivsky's blockbuster acquisition would be Dumbya's exit strategy.

    Homer Bailey would be The Child Left Behind.

    And Marge Schott's St. Bernards, probably all of full of shit themselves, would be Hannity, Colmes, and O'Reilly.
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    Re: If the Reds were America's team

    Posts like these only bring one thought to mind:

    "In the history of the nation, there has never been a political party so ridiculous as today's Democrats. It's as if all the brain-damaged people in America got together and formed a voting bloc." - Ann Coulter
    The Simpson family gathers around, as Homer places Bart's passed test on the fridge.)

    Homer: We're proud of you, boy.

    Bart: Thanks, Dad. But part of this D-minus belongs to God.
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