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    My dream job was to be on Sportscenter for ESPN.

    Ill just settle on being a father.
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    Dream job = pro ballplayer.

    Just a couple more years 'til I'm too old to tryout. :p

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    My dream job is to be a softcore porn star. Think about it...you do a scene with a naked woman(or women) and after you are done you bang her off camera. You dont have to worry about getting frustrated with the constant "cut.....action....cut....action" nonsense, and you get to do whatever you want to her...rather than being directed by some fat sleazeball telling you to lick her buttcrack. Softcore pornstars have it way better than hardcore pornstars

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    Quote Originally Posted by fetters
    My dream job is to be a softcore porn star. Think about it...you do a scene with a naked woman(or women) and after you are done you bang her off camera. You dont have to worry about getting frustrated with the constant "cut.....action....cut....action" nonsense, and you get to do whatever you want to her...rather than being directed by some fat sleazeball telling you to lick her buttcrack. Softcore pornstars have it way better than hardcore pornstars
    And a more highly possibility that you will get every disease in the book.
    "For someone who was never meant for this world, I must confess I'm suddenly having a hard time leaving it. Of course, they say every atom in our bodies was once part of a star. Maybe I'm not leaving... maybe I'm going home."

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