I'm drunk

[HollywoodLeo]

that night you pissed on the soda/water machine

you had way more than that lol

I remember you had drank about 80% of this thing of Irish alchole i don't remember the name but after someone gave you a drink of it you like it and took it into petco park and drunk the whole thing lol

I was talking about last night.

[AstrosAnonymous]

There's no soda machines for me to piss on here, I have a toilet that accomidates those needs.

For someone whos drunk, you sure use proper sentencing and grammar. When I type drunk, I can't even make out what Im typing.

I pissed in the grocery store parking lot at about 9 in the morning here in my town about a month ago. I was so drunk I don't remmember doing so. Also pissed in a janitors closet in the Bahamas at my hotel during spring break, what a fun night.

[Mr. D™]

Leo don't lose his grammar when he gets drunk, he does stumble around the house tho lol

[Rufio181]

I don't get drunk, I git crunked

[HollywoodLeo]

entertain me, assholes

[love_that_reefer]

Try being drunk and stoned for four days with no power and no heat. Talk about maddening

[HollywoodLeo]

I pay my electric bill

[General]

I woke up and 3 dudes that are not my roommates were asleep in my room. One of them threw up all over the couch.


FFFFFFUUUUCCCKKK!!!!