The grinds my gears thread

[Providence A's]

people that take quotes/slogans and overuse them by changing them ever-so-slightly. for example "got milk?" has been used for just about anything you can think of: got art? got fleas? got Guv? got green? got Freud? got justice? got homophobia? got ADD? Yea, I got one for you...got creativity?

and I'm sorry to say, but "why so serious?" is on its way to becoming the new "got milk?" why so bitter? why so stupid? why so bad? etc.

[ljshorty89]

People who initiate conversations by talking incessantly about what annoys them.

[Buckcheeks]

When dogs chew their lower body parts. I hate that noise.

And people who smack when they eat.

[Providence A's]

When dogs chew their lower body parts. I hate that noise.

And people who smack when they eat.

but not people that go: "smack...ahhhhhhh" when drinking coffee or something?

[DirtyKash]

Wolf Blitzer grinds my gears.

[Foster]

Whats her face from CBS grinds my gears.

[DirtyKash]

Whats her face from CBS grinds my gears.

Katie Couric? She's kind of hot in a milf-way.

[Kingdom]

but not people that go: "smack...ahhhhhhh" when drinking coffee or something?

What about people who chug a gallon of water, making that loud gulp noise, followed by the ahhhhh sound? As though they were on the brink of death.

[Foster]

Katie Couric? She's kind of hot in a milf-way.

Oh, I agree. I would do terrible things.
She just doesn't know how to deliver the news.

[NYgiantsfan5689]

When people make it seem like Obama's the next Jesus

He hasn't done anything yet!!

[hot_corner_gurl]

I've probably already said it before, but people who park in the handicapped parking space and aren't even handicapped, making peoples like me have to park in the boonies and roll my way to the store entrance, only to roll all the way back out with all my purchases once I'm done shopping. And people who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Isn't that beside the point? Just ask the question already!

[ljshorty89]

People who ask stupid questions during a movie or tv show. IF YOU SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH YOU'LL FIGURE IT OUT!

[Kiluckzle]

Uneven shoe laces!!!!

[DirtyKash]

Uneven shoe laces!!!!

Those are always a b.itch.

[Slyder]

moronic FOs and comments such as "Willy Tavares is a better player than the Reds had for CF" and "this team is better with Norris Hopper in LF than Adam Dunn" by certain announcers.