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  1. 07-12-2006 02:15 AM #1
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    Guy suing Michael Jordan for $832 Mil because he looks like him.

    http://msn.foxsports.com/nba/story/5766288?FSO1&ATT=HMA

    "I'm constantly being accused of looking like Michael and it makes it very uncomfortable for me," Heckard reportedly said.

    Heckard apparently is suing Jordan for defamation and permanent injury, emotional pain and suffering. He is suing Knight for defamation and permanent injury for promoting Jordan and making him one of the world's most famous athletes.
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  2. 07-12-2006 02:59 AM #2
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    Are you ****ing kidding me?

    Should i sue Tiger Woods or Phil Ivey because i look like them...
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    He doesn't even look like MJ.
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    He's doing this because he wants you to talk about him. The case will be thrown out, and we'll stop caring soon enough.
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    It's a big waste of time. Just like when some fat person sues McDonald's because they are fat.
    "For someone who was never meant for this world, I must confess I'm suddenly having a hard time leaving it. Of course, they say every atom in our bodies was once part of a star. Maybe I'm not leaving... maybe I'm going home."
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  6. 07-12-2006 09:59 AM #6
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    Thank the liberal cort system for allowing stuff like this even to make it past the submission
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    LOL

    What a joke.
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    I know I saw this on the NBA forums, pretty sad
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    Quote Originally Posted by Porter99
    Are you ****ing kidding me?

    Should i sue Tiger Woods or Phil Ivey because i look like them...
    You're more of a Bryant Gumbel.
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    i'm filing my lawsuit on Eli Manning tomorrow.
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    I look like Homer Simpson, can I sue him?
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    The judge will throw this out of court almost immediately if it even goes that far.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiamondDave
    Thank the liberal cort system for allowing stuff like this even to make it past the submission
    Those damn liberals. Fools.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HollywoodLeo
    i'm filing my lawsuit on Eli Manning tomorrow.
    lol ha

    can I come to the court lol?
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