write the epitaph of a s3f member

[ghettochild]

Here lies General
Fat and Russian,
Stepped on the toes of an angry Prussian,
Too fat to run away,
Died a few minutes later that day.

//edit it doesn't have to rhyme if you don't want it to.


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[General]

Ghettochild was raped
By an angry mob of guys
So now he's bitter

[ghettochild]

[Rufio181]

These are some funny epitaphs

[General]

Here rests Rufio, friend and brother
Killed by the hand of his merciful father.
Even in death, Elisha don't love the poor feller;
Poor Rufio died just like Old Yeller.

[General]

Bipster (1975-2006)

YOUR AD HERE!

[ghettochild]

beneath you is bipster
corona he would drink
his penis it would shrink
rest in peace

[General]

[ghettochild]

here lies درة البحار
درة البحاردرة البحاردرة البحار
درة البحاردرة البحاردرة البحار
RIP

[ghettochild]

ATLien was his name
smoking weed was his game
went for a job, got a little worried
had to clean his system in a hurry
he died a week later from OTJ training

[HollywoodLeo]

Ghettochild was raped
By an angry mob of guys
So now he's bitter

nice job with the Haiku style

[General]

ATLien was his name
smoking weed was his game
went for a job, got a little worried
had to clean his system in a hurry
he died a week later from OTJ training

That sucked major ass.

[redsrbetter]

ATLien:

Come one come all
Come see this dweeb
Who once charmed us all
by asking questions about weed

mission:

His wit was unparalleled
His tactics were smart
His breath smelt so bad
We all looked forward to his farts

General:

Its too bad I'm dead
but whenever you pass
Don't forget what I said
"That sucked major ass."

In everything you do
remember my line
if it starts to bother you
shut up and you'll be fine

[General]

I'm touched.

[Providence A's]

General:

The General is dead
S3F's favorite commie
He was shot in the head
by his mommy