Lame Jokes Thread

[DirtyKash]

Q: What do you do if you see a spaceman?
A: Park your car in it, man.

[DirtyKash]

Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
A: Claustrophobic.

[HuskerFan2002]

Q: Where did the king keep his little armies?
A: Up his little sleevies

[RockSports17]

Almost too lame to where you have to laugh.

[DirtyKash]

Q: Why don't Indonesian people bathe?
A: They don't have to ... they wash up on the shore.

[DirtyKash]

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily Iraq briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the president exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff, stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watch as the president sits, head in hands.

Finally, Bush looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

[Hmark6]

Q: Why aren't there phone books in China?

A: Too many Wings and Wongs. You wouldn't want to Wing the Wong one.

[Kingdom]

I snorted over the last one.

[Kingdom]

Are african american or jewish jokes allowed? Don't want to offend anyone..

[Providence A's]

Are african american or jewish jokes allowed? Don't want to offend anyone..

The fact that you have to ask should give you your answer

[Kingdom]

I had to ask.

[Providence A's]

I think that went over your head...let me try to simplify what I meant.

You felt the need to ask. Having to ask means part of you thinks it would be inappropriate. Therefore, you answered your own question as to whether or not it's a good idea.

[Kingdom]

I had to be sure. I didn't answer my own question, cause if other ethnicities were apart of the jokes, then a part of me thought these would be too. I personally like the raisan bran joke.

[Providence A's]

say what you want man. It doesn't bother me what other people say, but I'm sure someone will be offended at some point

[awefullspellare]

Are african american or jewish jokes allowed? Don't want to offend anyone..

Hahahah. Great one!