Lame Jokes Thread

[AstrosAnonymous]

What do you call a cat that eats pickles?
-Sour Puss
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[DirtyKash]

Once there was a farmer. He was a traditional man, a widower and as such was very protective of his three attractive teenage daughters.

One day a guy shows up at the door and rings the bell. The father in usual fashion grabs the shot gun from beside the door, opens the door and says: "Yes?"

"Hi, I'm Joe, I'm here to see Flo, we're going to the show. Can she go?"

"I guess so."

The father puts down the shotgun and calls his oldest daughter.

A while later there is a knock on the door. The father goes to the door, grabs his shotgun, opens the door and says:

"Yes?"

The young man at the door looks at the shotgun and said:

"Hi, I'm Kenny, I'm here to see Betty, we're going for spagetti. Is she ready?"

The father says:

"Yes," and called his daughter.

A while later another knock on the door. The father grabs his shotgun and opens the door.

"Yes?"

"Hi, I'm Chuck ..."

BLAM!

[browntown653]

[Doppelgänger]

Q: Why did the poor boy drop his ice cream?







A: He got hit by a car.

[DirtyKash]

Q: What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?

A: "Same time next month?"

[DirtyKash]

Q: why did all the girls love Jesus back in the day?

A: Because he was hung like this (stretch arms wide).

[Providence A's]

Q: What do hicks do for Halloween?

A: They pump kin.

[Trendy Bastard]

Man: Do you want to dance with me?
Woman: No.
Man: Sorry, I think you misheard me...I said, you look fat in those pants.

that is awesome. does not belong in a lame jokes thread.