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Thread: I passed my lifeguard test

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    I passed my lifeguard test

    Well in case you did not notice I have been gone for a while the reason...... I was taking a life guard test, reviewing and stuch. And then the test was today, and I passed. Gosh I was so nervous, I so need to work on that.

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    Best part about this is that you'll be surrounded with hot chicks in bikini all summer. There will be some fat ugly women also, but it's not all bad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DirtyKash
    Best part about this is that you'll be surrounded with hot chicks in bikini all summer. There will be some fat ugly women also, but it's not all bad.

    lol though I will not be looking at the pretty girls, becasue that would be called a distraction.

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    That's the difference between you and me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by General
    That's the difference between you and me.
    For some reason I laughed very hard on this.

    Anyhow, congrats 777! This is awesome. Make that money man! That is an awesome job and I know it is not too easy to make. Great work.

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    Congrats ryan. I'm sure you'll make a great lifeguard.

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    Hall of Famer 777rak's Avatar
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    Thankx rrb and GoYankess aka RockSport17, man the 60 question test I was literally dying.

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    well, i'll make sure i'm not swimming in your neighborhood.

    naw seriously, go babechecking. thats more important than some drowning kid.
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    Nice goin' man.

    I have to agree with DK though you have other motives for being a lifeguard --- Hot Babes in skimpy bikinis!

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    Congrats.

    But yeah. Keep an eye on the girls.

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    First rescue will be a fat guy in a speedo with 4 days of beard growth and bad breath

    Congrats man
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    congrats...I'm sure you'll do great!

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    Thank again guys, I will admit there will be pretty girls to look at....

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    Congrats!

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    Excuse me Dave, I can swim fine...and I don't have a beard...and I'd never wear a speedo.
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