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    Re: 2029 Random Mumblings

    Hmm, what kind of cookies would a 2 arm catcher make? Probably almond.
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    Re: 2029 Random Mumblings

    Eduardo Azevedo has been signed to a seven year extension at 2.5 million per season. If he plays the duration of the contract, he'll be 46 years old and hopefully will have hit homerun number 900 in Florida. I could have signed him for a good deal less overall and only for one year, but the legend needed to be the first 38 year old in S3SL history to get a seven year deal.

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    Re: 2029 Random Mumblings

    He puts the a's in amazing.
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    Re: 2029 Random Mumblings

    You just want him to retire a Marlin.

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    Re: 2029 Random Mumblings

    I want him to retire an Angel
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    Re: 2029 Random Mumblings

    Why would I want a 38 year old on my dying squad? You confuse me with twinsfan.

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    Re: 2029 Random Mumblings

    He'd look good with.. Degroat?
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    Re: 2029 Random Mumblings

    Another one of these and shit, he might be back to the bigs!

    Sunday 6/22/2029 :

    Christopher Weight has learned to better avoid strikeouts!
    Christopher Weight increased his bat control, resulting in more contact!
    Christopher Weight has improved his plate disclipine!
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    Re: 2029 Random Mumblings

    Can Handsome Wonderful hit .400?

    No, but it's nice to dream.

    I'd be nothing without him. He... completes me.

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    Re: 2029 Random Mumblings

    A lineup featuring Sam Alvarez, Enrique Olivo, Javier Barbosa, Handsome B. Womderful, and Buckaroo Bonzai got slapped. Freaking wow.
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    Yeah. Embarrassing.

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    Re: 2029 Random Mumblings

    Boston has a 7.15 team ERA. Besting the next worst by an entire run.

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    Re: 2029 Random Mumblings

    8 pitchers on a ML roster can do that!

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    Re: 2029 Random Mumblings

    8 crappy pitchers on a ML roster can do that.
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    Re: 2029 Random Mumblings

    Quote Originally Posted by Kingdom_of_Zito View Post
    8 crappy pitchers on a ML roster can do that.
    Touche`

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