2025 Terrible F'ing Cincinnati Reds

[bjd2933]

Lineup

CF James Johnson
3B Justin "Deuce" Todd
1B Terry Fortuna
2B Adrian "The Gladiator" Marceau
RF John Glenn
LF Pedro Cerrano
C Manuel Moreno
SS Thomas Gleason
Pitcher

Bench

C Robert Kessinger
2B/SS/3B Benjamin Hansley
2B/SS/CF Noe Strauser
OF Dean Childers
OF Leonardo Harris


Rotation:

RHP Robert Saget
LHP Gil Davila
RHP Jess Tiano
LHP Bill "Lets see if I can get my ERA over 10.00 this season" Greaney
RHP Jeff Rogan

Mopup: RHP Willie Hobbs

Middle 1: RHP Richard Fulton
Middle 2: RHP Oscar Rodriguez
Middle 3: RHP Michael Wimbley
Middle 4: RHP William Boyter

Setup: RHP Francisco Reyes

Closer: LHP Berny "I'm ****ing Shot" Egea

Might sign a couple of guys to alter the bench/bullpen a bit, but other than that... thats my pretty pitiful excuse for a team... outside of the cream of the crop: Davila, Saget, Todd, Marceau and Fortuna... everyone else pretty much stinks. With Todd, Marceau, Fortuna, Cerrano, Glenn filling out the middle of the lineup, at least I should hit a bunch of home runs.

Quite possibly the worst bullpen in the history of baseball... When Berny Egea's corpse is your best reliever, you have problems.

[Kingdom]

Perhaps you should try trotting out a different team, instead of the basically the same exact thing every season.

[Saber]

John Glenn still needs a nickname.

[bjd2933]

Perhaps you should try trotting out a different team, instead of the basically the same exact thing every season.

Yeah, but I'm too attached to my home grown guys to trade them and re-build...

[Slyder]

Then trade some of the prospects for support . Like trading for Bernardo Barco or Herbie Hamilton .

[bjd2933]

What prospects...?

Paulus used to be 9-8-8 talent, but lost all of his control a few seasons ago.

Castro is good... should eventually take over for James Johnson's corpse.

Vera is ok... as is Curtis.

Aside from that, my farm is pretty piss poor.

[jpants10]

John "I Shoulda Gone To The Moon" Glenn

[Kingdom]

Yeah but, the same thing you keep trotting out has only worked once right? Not saying this so you deal some of your players but because our division needs life. If we finally hadn't gotten a Milwaukee GM on the 88th try... well.

[bjd2933]

John "I Shoulda Gone To The Moon" Glenn

I was thinking more like John "one small step for man" Glenn.

Still gotta love Robert "Full House" Saget... I had to beg for that nickname...

[Kingdom]

Sounds like a Berman nickname.