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    Mariners Petition to banish Carlos Silva from the Mariners Roster

    This 12 million dollar stiff could be the WORST SIGNING in Mr. Clean's history. Which is saying something considering he signed JEFF ****ING WEAVER, RICHIE SEXSON, AND BELTRE (offensively he sucks, hes better than advertised defensively).

    Stats on Silva this season:

    He is currently 1-3 with a Cy-Young like 8.48 ERA and 1.64 WHIP. Opponents hit a paltry .319 against Silva.

    His ERA on the road is 10.80!
    His ERA at night is 11.34!
    His overall record is 5-18.


    PLEASE GET RID OF HIM. CALL UP SOMEONE FROM TACOMA. HELL START DENNY STARK.
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    Re: Petition to banish Carlos Silva from the Mariners Roster

    At least the Mariners are 3-3 in Silva's starts. The situation is not all that bad.

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    Re: Petition to banish Carlos Silva from the Mariners Roster

    He lost to Sidney Ponson.

    Hes lost 18 of 20 decisions since starting 3-0 in his M's career.

    His last win was June 28, 2008 before beating the Angels.
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    Re: Petition to banish Carlos Silva from the Mariners Roster

    He's... uh... got more strikeouts than walks! That's a positive, right?

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    Re: Petition to banish Carlos Silva from the Mariners Roster

    The starters he lost to in that span
    Darnell Ranser
    Jose Contreas
    Nate Robertson
    Francisco Liriano (when he just came back from surgery)
    Justin Verlander (times 2, when he struggled)
    Kirk Saarloos
    Kyle Davies

    And to top it off the M's are 12-22 in all games Carlos has pitched in his short Mariners career.
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    Re: Petition to banish Carlos Silva from the Mariners Roster

    Don't forget he lost to Sidney Ponson
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    Re: Petition to banish Carlos Silva from the Mariners Roster

    And lost ****ing badly.
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    Re: Petition to banish Carlos Silva from the Mariners Roster

    You should make an official petition, I bet you could get a lot of online signatures
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    Re: Petition to banish Carlos Silva from the Mariners Roster

    Like every single M's fan.
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    Re: Petition to banish Carlos Silva from the Mariners Roster

    I will gladly sign this petition on one condition, he never signs with the Giants.

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    Re: Petition to banish Carlos Silva from the Mariners Roster

    Ex-Mariners always seem to end up a Giant or Yankee.
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