Alex Rodriguez Placed On Emotionally Disabled List

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The Onion is having a field day with A-Rod.... 1/2 the stories on their sports page are A Rod related. (All funny, though)

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NEW YORK—In an interview following Sunday afternoon's Yankees-Twins matchup, Alex Rodriguez's comments seemed to suggest that he was unaware of the game's final outcome. "Both teams played great out there, and players from both teams had some key performances that really swung the momentum in their favors—it's a shame that one team, perhaps the other, had to lose," Rodriguez said in response to a question about what this game means for the Yankees' season. "This game really could've gone either way, instead of the one way in which it went. You've just got to tip your cap to the winning team in this case. For winning. The game." When asked what he thought about rookie Darrell Rasner's performance, Rodriguez said that he "will be a big part of the future of whatever team he plays for."

[Jim Colyer]

A-Rod will have his best year in 2007.

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And the Onion's Sports Section will be all over it.