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    News Strip club to open next door to Safeco Field

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    [The club] would be just 400 feet away from Safeco Field — the same distance as home plate is from the center field wall.
    The Mariners asked the city to reconsider, calling for further interpretation of the city code passed last year which bans strip clubs from within 800 feet of community centers, parks and schools…
    The Mariners also argued that some open areas adjacent to the stadium are included on a list of “neighborhood parks, open space, recreational features and public-private open spaces” in the Downtown Planning Study Final Environmental Impact Statement.
    Strip club near Safeco Field gets green light | Local News | KING5.com | News for Seattle, Washington


    People now have a reason to want to go to Mariners games. If they're getting blown out in the 5th inning, just head next door for some nudie action.

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    Re: Strip club to open next door to Safeco Field

    Hey, that's more fun than the Costco near Qualcomm Stadium.

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    Re: Strip club to open next door to Safeco Field

    I see it as the opposite. People now have more reason NOT to go to a M's game.

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    Re: Strip club to open next door to Safeco Field

    You know they have problems rebuilding KeyArena but have no problems putting a strip joint near Safeco and Qwest. Anyone else see a problem with this?
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    Re: Strip club to open next door to Safeco Field

    The KeyArena is architectually hopeless. Which genius decided that it would cool to have a giant computer monitor stand as the roof?

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    But Lawmakers in Olympia want to keep this thing the way it is. Does that make sense? Yet they want to add a 4 dollar tax to all liquor in this state (we are taxed enough as it is). Sales tax has went up a half a percent to 9.5% in King County and 9 everywhere else.
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    Re: Strip club to open next door to Safeco Field

    Take me out to the strip club? Judge says play ball

    Ah, baseball.

    America's pastime. Cracker Jack. Cold beer. Hot dogs.

    And body glitter?

    That's the upshot of a decision issued Friday by a King County Superior Court judge, who cleared the way for a proposed Deja Vu strip club -- adult cabaret in the court's parlance -- near Safeco Field.

    Stripper's pole meets foul pole.

    Over the objections of the Seattle Mariners and the public utility that operates the field, Judge John Erlick found that the City of Seattle did not err in permitting the proposed First Avenue club.

    Erlick rejected the Mariners assertion that the City Council meant to keep strip clubs at least 800 feet away from "areas where children congregate" or sports arenas. That language is absent from the city ordinance drafted after Seattle's wholesale ban on new strip clubs was rejected as unconstitutional.
    M's have 30 days to appeal.
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    Re: Strip club to open next door to Safeco Field

    I hope they do, and I also hope while they do the Washington legislature rewrites the law
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    Re: Strip club to open next door to Safeco Field

    M's fans need somewhere to go after they lose, right?

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    Re: Strip club to open next door to Safeco Field



    "Let's go to strip club!"

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    Re: Strip club to open next door to Safeco Field

    Quote Originally Posted by Providence A's View Post
    M's fans need somewhere to go after they lose, right?
    They have Qwest Field and several normal clubs within walking distance. Pioneer Square is a 5 minute drive from the stadium.

    A's fans should know the feeling of losing more than the M's right now.
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    Re: Strip club to open next door to Safeco Field

    we do. they should put one in the Coliseum. maybe more fans would show up. that being said, the A's do have the 3rd more WS titles...just nothing in 20 years.

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