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    Pitching Morons!!!!!!!! (Brandon Morrow sent down to Triple-A.)

    Even though there's only less than two months remaining in the season, the Mariners have somehow decided to send their best pitcher (Brandon Morrow) down to Triple-A to convert him to a starter, no doubt so that he can make 6 starts or so in September. ****ing idiots.

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    Re: Morons!!!!!!!! (Brandon Morrow sent down to Triple-A.)

    In better news we decided to DFA Jose "Singles" Vidro about 4 months too late.

    They should have did the Morrow move earlier. But that what happens when your team is dumb as rocks.

    Edit: Felix Hernandez is our best pitcher and always will be until he falls off the planet.
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    Re: Morons!!!!!!!! (Brandon Morrow sent down to Triple-A.)

    At least Balentein gets another chance.

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    Re: Morons!!!!!!!! (Brandon Morrow sent down to Triple-A.)

    He should do okay, coming off an 8 game hit streak and hitting .333
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    Re: Morons!!!!!!!! (Brandon Morrow sent down to Triple-A.)

    all relievers with a 1.47 era should get demoted


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    Re: Morons!!!!!!!! (Brandon Morrow sent down to Triple-A.)

    Would you want Morrow to bear witness to this trainwreck of a season?

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    Re: Morons!!!!!!!! (Brandon Morrow sent down to Triple-A.)

    Well other than the fact that they suck donkey balls right now. Why couldn't we do this NEXT YEAR.
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    Re: Morons!!!!!!!! (Brandon Morrow sent down to Triple-A.)

    Quote Originally Posted by Saber View Post
    Would you want Morrow to bear witness to this trainwreck of a season?
    Only a trainwreck?!?!?!?
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    Re: Morons!!!!!!!! (Brandon Morrow sent down to Triple-A.)

    Quote Originally Posted by Saber View Post
    Would you want Morrow to bear witness to this trainwreck of a season?
    A boy has to become a man at some point.
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    Re: Morons!!!!!!!! (Brandon Morrow sent down to Triple-A.)

    Quote Originally Posted by Kingdom_of_Zito View Post
    A boy has to become a man at some point.
    By man do you mean the Mariners Front Office?
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