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    Padres Padres 2013 thread of sarcastic quips and cynical rumblings

    After barely falling to the Mets in two nailbiters in the first two games the Padres currently hold a commanding 1-0 lead on the Mets in game 3.
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    Re: Padres 2013 thread of sarcastic quips and cynical rumblings

    Quips is a word not used enough. I like it.
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    Re: Padres 2013 thread of sarcastic quips and cynical rumblings

    And now the Padres are guaranteed to not finish 0-162
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    Re: Padres 2013 thread of sarcastic quips and cynical rumblings

    Swept by the Rockies.

    Nothing to be ashamed about being swept by a World Series contendor, though.
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    Re: Padres 2013 thread of sarcastic quips and cynical rumblings

    The Padres have 4 wins this season. 3 are against the Dodgers.
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    Re: Padres 2013 thread of sarcastic quips and cynical rumblings

    I wish the Padres could just play the Dodgers the rest of the year.

    They'd win all the games and all the fights.
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    Re: Padres 2013 thread of sarcastic quips and cynical rumblings

    Poor Quentin would be serving suspensions the rest of career.

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    Re: Padres 2013 thread of sarcastic quips and cynical rumblings

    "poor"

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    Padres 2013 thread of sarcastic quips and cynical rumblings

    So how is Cashner these days, Leo? Is he still a rotation arm?

    Honest question.
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    Re: Padres 2013 thread of sarcastic quips and cynical rumblings

    He's been pitching out of the bullpen.

    Nothing spectacular but he's been reliable.
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    Re: Padres 2013 thread of sarcastic quips and cynical rumblings

    Quote Originally Posted by HollywoodLeo View Post
    Swept by the Rockies.

    Nothing to be ashamed about being swept by a World Series contendor, though.
    unless there's a joke I'm unaware of, *contender.


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    Re: Padres 2013 thread of sarcastic quips and cynical rumblings

    Quote Originally Posted by Machiavelli View Post
    unless there's a joke I'm unaware of, *contender.
    There's a joke now :trolldance:
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    Re: Padres 2013 thread of sarcastic quips and cynical rumblings

    :badumtsss:
    Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
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    Re: Padres 2013 thread of sarcastic quips and cynical rumblings

    The Padres have managed to win three in a row against teams not named the Dodgers.

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    Re: Padres 2013 thread of sarcastic quips and cynical rumblings

    You know you're overly attached to your team when they're not exactly built for contention and you still get upset when they blow a 3 run lead in the 9th.
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