Trade DET-TEX

[Kingdom]

Deal me KRod for a bum with 10 speed.

[General]

Hey General, Mofo has the next Will Smith.

I present, Vince Sinisi, OF/1B:

Drafted in 2nd round, 31st overall pick, by Baltimore in 2003...
Traded from Baltimore to Los Angeles on 2/28/2005 (Going to LA: RF N. Markakis, RF B. Abreu, P R. Hannaman, 1B V. Sinisi. Going to Bal: LF S. Victorino, P J. Saunders, 1B J. Loney, LF T. Ezi)...
Traded from Los Angeles to Chicago (A) on 2/28/2006 (Going to CHW: 1B V. Sinisi. Going to LA: CF M. Bradley, 1B R. Sexson)...
Traded from Chicago (A) to Minnesota on 7/21/2007 (Going to CHW: RF S. Michael, 1B J. Morneau. Going to Min: 2B A. Whelchel, 1B V. Sinisi, RF C. Gonzalez, P B. Lauer)...Traded from Minnesota to Chicago (N) on 7/31/2009 (Going to ChC: 1B Albert Pujols, 1B Vince Sinisi, P Chris Bootcheck, 2B Luis Rodriguez, C Bill Shenk. Going to Min: 3B Scott Rolen, P Brad Lidge,
P Ronarudo Soshu, RF Ryan Harvey, 1B Nick Johnson)...
Traded from Chicago (N) to Boston on 4/16/2012 (Going to ChC: P Floyd Raminez. Going to Bos: LF Vince Sinisi)...
Drove in 6 runs against Texas on 4/26/2012...
Was selected to the 2012 Allstar game...
Signed as a free agent by Philadelphia on 2/5/2014 to a 3-year deal worth $3,500,000 per year...
Traded from Philadelphia to Boston on 3/30/2015 (Going to Bos: LF Vince Sinisi, P Eugene Moorman. Going to Phi: P Gary Yoshitomo, P Aaron Cueto, P Davis Moxley)...


Traded 5 times.

Or, I present you with Roy Halladay:

Signed as a free agent by San Diego on 2/4/2004 to a 4-year deal worth $16,000,000 per year...

Traded from San Diego to Chicago (N) on 2/28/2004 (Going to SD: P B. Colon. Going to ChC: P R. Halladay, CF D. Roberts)...

Signed as a free agent by Los Angeles on 1/30/2008 to a 4-year deal worth $15,500,000 per year...

Traded from Los Angeles to Texas on 2/28/2010 (Going to LA: P Dontrelle Willis, P Francisco Rosario, P Ronnie Jones. Going to Tex: P Roy Halladay)...

Traded from Texas to Detroit on 1/29/2011 (Going to Det: P Roy Halladay. Going to Tex: 2B Ollie Sanchez, P Billy Sadler)...
Traded from Detroit to Minnesota on 6/11/2011 (Going to Min: P Roy Halladay, P Runelvys Hernandez. Going to Det: P Dewon Brazelton, P Thomas Scott, 1B Casey Kotchman, 1B Ramon Valdovinos)...
Traded from Minnesota to Atlanta on 7/31/2011 (Going to Atl: SS Cristian Guzman, P Roy Halladay. Going to Min: P Pedro Orozco, P Ignacio Farina, P Erubiel Mirlo, P Stanton Rutkowski)...
Signed as a free agent by Boston on 2/12/2012 to a 3-year deal worth $12,000,000 per year...